My Notes@DFORDAVEY

Material Analysis

Premise

What drives each bit across 371 notes — the engine behind the setup

Premise Distribution

Personal Story 61
Observation 31
Hypothetical 37
Complaint 5
Conceptual 21
Mixed 216
61
Personal Story
Narrative I-focused, past tense
31
Observation
External focus, why/notice/everyone
37
Hypothetical
What-if, imagine, suppose
5
Complaint
Rant/frustration driven
21
Conceptual
Explaining or analyzing an idea
216
Mixed
Multiple signals, no clear lead

371 notes

One-Liners

> A bunch of stuff that either qualifies or is close to a one-liner. Compiled from 35+ source files. Source wi

hypothetical
observation
conceptual
Hypothetical
acorns brainstorm bits

You can learn the intimate details about me on stage or after sex during pillow talk. Either way it's a 2 drin

hypothetical
conceptual
Hypothetical
Health-Body

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
conceptual
Hypothetical
Jewish-School

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
conceptual
observation
Hypothetical
Misc-Absurdist

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
observation
conceptual
Hypothetical
Virgin Joseph

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXBz6M_AaNn/

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Sex-Dating

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

observation
hypothetical
conceptual
Observation
made in china tag adoption

I've been finding made in China tags on everything I own. Sometimes I get nervous that I'm just gonna find a m

personal story
Personal Story
She Comes First

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/

conceptual
hypothetical
observation
Conceptualstage-ready
Purim costume ron lemieux porn star

My senior year of high school: I went to an all boys Jewish private school. I thought it would be a great idea

personal story
Personal Story
trans woman matched hinge dont agree politically but shes hot

I matched with a trans woman on hinge

personal story
Personal Story
Boobs are like dragons

The townspeople like to talk about even if they haven't seen them

observation
Observation
for every time I've quite smoking cigarettes

if I had a cigarette for every time I quit smoking cigarettes, I'd smoke that cigarette

personal story
Personal Story
Dr strange

I recently found out that Doctor Strange isn’t a gynecologist.

personal story
Personal Story
lost virginity rabbis daughter

I lost my virginity to a rabbi

personal story
Personal Story
ear piercings matched tinder teeth earrings crafts

I matched with a woman

personal story
Personal Story
tried being gay all boys jewish school

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUw3BDVEXcy/

observation
hypothetical
conceptual
Mixed
bipolar bin laden diagnosis marriage

I have ADHD, but not like your regular ADHD.

observation
hypothetical
conceptual
Mixed
suppository keep my hair

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUbwD6kDVlt/

personal story
Personal Story
Manager and eating ass

I have a good relationship with my managers because I love kissing ass. Sorry-

personal story
Personal Story
finding out she has boyfriend talking about anal

Tonight I met this cute girl

personal story
Personal Story
jackie chan dream chinese voice

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT5gUmPiemT/

personal story
Personal Story
unable to sell adderall jewish profiled business homework

When I was in college, a friend asked me to do his business homework for him. I felt weird like I was being ra

personal story
Personal Story
2 year old toddlers talking about god

What if a 2 year old was sentient and asking adult questions while all the other two year olds were talking li

hypothetical
Hypothetical
ADHD-and-Mental-Health

A deeply personal category with some of the most developed, layered material. ADHD is not just a topic but a l

hypothetical
Hypothetical
AI clown in my computer

Software is sometimes like comedy. You gotta clown, and then you need to think pragmatically and edit.

conceptual
Conceptual
anti-vax vaccine for autism

Is there anybody in the audience who does not like vaccines — like you're concerned about the way they're regu

hypothetical
Hypothetical
anxious optimist oversized tshirt

I am an anxious optimist.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
beards gay women trim

These women in relationships with gay guys.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Best-Ideas

These are the most developed, most promising, and most distinctive concepts across the vault. Ranked loosely b

hypothetical
complaint
Hypothetical
birds and bees talk dad respect women dominatrix

The talk with my dad was short.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
born again jews

In Judaism, we don’t have the concept of a born again Jew like you have born against Christians

conceptual
Conceptual
caffeine talk to people

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXjldFQjsD1/

hypothetical
observation
Hypothetical
Circus-and-Physical-Comedy

This is David's biggest differentiator as a comedian. He can juggle, do acrobatics, backflips, handstands, and

conceptual
observation
Conceptual
dating black women penis too small fear

A friend of mine is a comic who said that I need more of an edge

hypothetical
Hypothetical
fake your laughter

if something isn't funny, can you please fake it?

hypothetical
observation
Hypothetical
fantasy football vs dungeons and dragons

So I don’t respect anybody who plays fantasy football

hypothetical
conceptual
Hypothetical
friend zone quicksand

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUzNo2YADnr/

hypothetical
conceptual
Hypothetical
Future-and-Sci-Fi-Bits

The "Jew from the Future" persona is one of David's most fully realized characters. The [[FUTURE megafile]] is

conceptual
Conceptual
jewish private school space rabbi imam priest alien

The rabbi, 25 years old and ready to start his life teaching faith

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Louder sex

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTqHBQWky_j/

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Meta-Comedy

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
conceptual
complaint
Hypothetical
neo nazis new and improved

Neo Nazis are interesting

hypothetical
observation
Hypothetical
PhD in sexology

It must be crazy hard to get a PhD in sexology. Just staying up all night to study sex.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
photographic memory

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-b1JjjMta/

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Politics-Culture

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
conceptual
Hypothetical
Recurring-Themes

This article maps the cross-cutting obsessions, structural moves, and signature patterns that appear across th

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Relationships

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Self-Deprecation-and-Insecurity

David's comedy persona is built around a specific kind of insecurity: not self-pity, but self-aware absurdity.

hypothetical
conceptual
complaint
Hypothetical
Sex-and-Dating

The largest thematic area by note count. David's comedy persona is earnest, horny, slightly chaotic, and deepl

hypothetical
Hypothetical
silly putty magnetic magneto

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQZgqYiXpP/

hypothetical
Hypothetical
small penis jokes thinking hard what it would be like

One of the hardest parts about writing a joke about having a small penis is that

hypothetical
Hypothetical
snoop smokeless stove CEO fired genie wishes

CEO of snoop's smokeless stove was fired for poor sales

hypothetical
Hypothetical
sodom sodomy first threesome dinner sex party

The place the Bible says sodomy was invented.

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Spiders

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT_z0E3ga-6/

hypothetical
observation
Hypothetical
The Staten Island room job

**Thursday and the Staten Island story**

hypothetical
Hypothetical
valentina gomez flamethrower stuntman bone to pick

Valentina Gomez running for Secretary of State in Missouri

hypothetical
Hypothetical
Who bullies their drug dealer

Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug de

hypothetical
personal story
conceptual
Hypotheticalstage-ready
weed quit because negative food in fridge

I had to quit smoking weed

personal story
Personal Story
all boys jewish school scared missing out too much

Growing up, I went to an all-boys Jewish private school, and for almost nine years, I was completely separated

personal story
Personal Story
fetishes hugs and kisses prude

I think I might be a prude. I can only get off in missionary

personal story
Personal Story
Spite condom

I wear a condom out spite for my father

personal story
Personal Story
Orgy rsvp

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3Jui7Ej4N/

personal story
Personal Story
Faking orgasms

My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me

personal story
Personal Story
wrestling high school 0-19 dad drove 49 minutes watched 25 seconds

I wrestled in high school

personal story
Personal Story
wet dreams

Wet dreams are cool because I wake up as soon as I come.

personal story
Personal Story
harvest organs dream

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUQhVHHj-kS/

personal story
Personal Story
foot kink feet coming to terms

I have a foot kink

personal story
Personal Story
abortion argument with dad at 15

I once got into an argument with my parents about abortion. I was 15 and heard the word a couple of times, and

personal story
Personal Story
AI ghosting girlfriend

I tried ghosting my AI girlfriend but I couldn't.

personal story
Personal Story
birds and stones

I can maim 2 birds with one stone

personal story
Personal Story
borscht belt wife ring height

I'm really upset about this wife thing

personal story
conceptual
Personal Story
men women dating raining men drought

Dating is awesome and it sucks. For women, I imagine when it rains it pours, and it's always raining. It's rai

personal story
Personal Story
six foot two three kids trench coat

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU42r1mDSXm/

personal story
Personal Story
Biking horse lane

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don'

personal story
Personal Storyraw-dictated
ADHD diagnosed at 6 bullied drug dealer

I was diagnosed with ADHD at 6 years old

observation
personal story
Mixed
one liner file shaq gummies happy ending noodles

I recently went to the grocery and discovered Shaq gummies.

personal story
conceptual
Personal Story
couldnt rise to occasion middle east

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWlHahciYuP/

personal story
Personal Story
parents embarrassment explanation for weirdness

As a kid I didn't want people meeting my parents because I was embarrassed by them. As an adult I love when pe

personal story
observation
Mixed
anime one piece long manga

I saw a homeless person walking around with a sword

personal story
Personal Story
taurus threesome best friend he doesnt know

I had a threesome with my best friend

personal story
Personal Story
george punchable face sister has onlyfans russian orthodox rasputin

George started a boxing class and I think that's great… because he has a very punchable face

personal story
Personal Story
condom subscription amazon optimist

I'm such an optimist I purchased an Amazon condom subscription.

personal story
Personal Story
Cereal monogamy

I only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high school.. and then I ate coo

personal story
Personal Story
anal beads schrodingers

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvAfBHmaTK/

personal story
Personal Story
married to an idea

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTxoEfcDMWt/

personal story
Personal Story
Better man

Whenever I see a hot person, I wanna be a better man.

personal story
observation
Personal Story
Hitler threesome Eva Braun Jewish astrophysicist

Hitler had a threesome with Eva Braun and a Jewish super model who knew astrophysics and was a virgin. She was

personal story
Personal Story
affairs rabbi pastor secret sex

I want to be a rabbi or a pastor just so I can have hot sex that I have to hide from god

personal story
Personal Story
kiss and tell anime share tv shows

I'm not one to kiss and tell

personal story
Personal Story
N word pass

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU6C6l5iFih/

personal story
Personal Story
dentist first date unhinge jaw

I don't like going to the dentist for the same reason I don't like eating on first dates

personal story
Personal Story
tears and cum crying equal volume healthier men

I think men would be so much healthier if we cried tears equal in volume to the amount that we cum

personal story
Personal Story
Physical-Comedy-Circus

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

observation
Observation
staten island rim job shouldnt have gone

I went to Staten Island for a rim job

personal story
Personal Story
ADHD at 6 - Dean's List

Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The docto

observation
Observationstage-ready
dating a tattoo artist

So I almost went out with this woman who was a tattoo artist

observation
Observation
comedian origin story batman joker

A friend of mine recently started doing comedy after a breakup. I thought: this is a great origin story!

personal story
Personal Story
waking up parents divorce

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdCeWVCQbr/

observation
Observation
stewardess spirit airlines toothy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWDe8PeE9A4/

personal story
Personal Story
papa johns pizza bong grip

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWik-xCD0a3/

personal story
Personal Story
dad hit me stopped yelling fetish

I got hit when I was a kid

personal story
Personal Story
virginity foreskin

Virginity is a lot like my foreskin

personal story
Personal Story
baseball first handjob

I got my first handjob in a New Jersey public park baseball field dugout

personal story
Personal Story
dominos effect ordering lazy roommate

I started ordering Dominos when I'm lazy and my roommate gained 5 lbs. Talk about a Domino's effect

personal story
Personal Story
weight loss hot in morning thirst traps before breakfast

When I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror for the first time that day

personal story
Personal Story
run with scissors

Worst part about being circumcised is walking around knowing I can't undo it

complaint
Complaint
Parents call while touching yourself

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/

observation
Observationtried
maduro vaccine

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTibvfkjSdM/

personal story
Personal Story
jump puddle skipping basketball

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVGxxjnEUYk/

personal story
Personal Story
surgeon friend brisk

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXTbRdgiZ9I/

personal story
Personal Story
virginity story mostly exposition climax without buildup

The story of how I lost my virginity is mostly exposition.

personal story
Personal Story
neighbors yelling singing cleaning butthole

I can hear my neighbors yelling when I'm in my bathroom

personal story
Personal Story
dad jokes dad forced business loan

So these are a bunch of dad jokes

personal story
Personal Story
Wrestling

Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got revenge on

personal story
Personal Storystage-ready
yelp reviews parkour gym foam pit 11 out of 10

I don't identify with most of the yelp reviews I see on the website

Mixed
Dating-Apps-Being-Single

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

observation
conceptual
complaint
Mixed
hard being hot tempting sin mid

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXgqmLJICwa/

observation
Observation
Women with cats

Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into aller

observation
Observationdeveloping
rocks on jewish headstones morbid

There's this Jewish tradition where you put rocks on the your dead relative's headstone

observation
Observation
smell their finger

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUt8MvrlNkI/

observation
complaint
Observation
women with cats zyrtec allergic

My toxic trait is that I go out with girls who have cats even though I'm super allergic.

Mixed
deserving a woman I don't deserve

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXY1HusDhIG/

Mixed
circus pole dancers feel no pain

Pole dancers feel no pain. They feel nothing at all. Have you ever seen a robot themed pole act that was almos

observation
Observation
jewish circumcision who did yours

Any Jews in here?

Mixed
boobs vs dragons treasure

I like boobs as much as I liked dragons when I was 10 years old

observation
Observation
squirrels hiding nuts nut thieves

I love the noun "nut"

observation
Observation
ketamine deodorant anxiety sweat stronger than deodorant

If I smell I'm sorry. That's anxiety sweat. I put on deodorant, but my anxiety is stronger than the deodorant

Mixed
STDs super thorough dome

Super

Mixed
women with boyfriends separated 10 years simp microdosing marriage

I was separated from women for 10 years.

Mixed
florida jewish homeland miami beach

I'm Jewish and I like Israel, but I don't think it's the only option for a homeland

observation
Observation
iron dome penis friend hint

My friend told me I should write about the iron dome

Mixed
women with cats allergic worth giving up air suffocating for

I'm allergic to cats, so when I meet a woman and I find out she has a cat,

Mixed
Why I can't get hard

I went out with someone

Mixed
is my chest hair pubes?

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVkw95Uldr1/

observation
Observation
Bike vasectomy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/

observation
Observation
tie a knot climbers shibari

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWs9gtSEtBV/

observation
Observation
cradle of civilization white people wish they were black

It's crazy that being white comes with privilege. Like somewhere along the line, the narrative became somethin

observation
Observation
waymo ghosts

I don’t trust Waymo’s

Mixed
superhero music hans zimmer mortal kombat sex

Superhero music is inspirational, that's why I switched from lofi to Hans Zimmer as sexy time music

Mixed
choked autoerotic israel palestine pickup

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVp44CvAcnZ/

observation
Observation
avatar backflip over problems

Aang is proof that you can backflip over your problems.

Mixed
celestial ding dong ditch aliens

I believe in aliens but am I the only one that thinks they've ding-dong ditched us?

Mixed
cheating facebook post vague subtweet

What do you do when you catch your friends cheating? Do you tell people you know? Believe it or not, I can kee

Mixed
sex when older deathbed

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVU5e_ljsr8/

Mixed
mother in law in law

I’m Jewish, but I can’t date Jewish women.

observation
Observation
going down on the street

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT3ych5AizC/

Mixed
faking your death

Have been thinking about soaking my own ass, but one of the only things that’s stopping me is that we had such

observation
Observation
call mom after sex she wants grandchildren im trying

A lot of guys don't call their mom enough.

Mixed
Germany swastika drawing in second grade

In Germany they will put you in prison if you draw a swastika. Well in second grade I drew a lot of them becau

Mixed
chatgpt accused of using it

People keep accusing me of using chatGPT to send them messages. But really I'm just very thoughtful in the way

Mixed
masturbate instead write a joke instagram viral

I never know what's gonna go viral on instagram

Mixed
spellcheck and autocorrect

Thank god for autocorrect or I would never be able to spell acquaintance.

Mixed
turtle ran away neighbor deserves freedom

My neighbor came over today and he told me he lost his turtle.

Mixed
girlfriend if i was a worm

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWQhpibgE6W/

Mixed
daddy issues called daddy in bed

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVAaJPZAgyH/

Mixed
Cosby time travel

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable

conceptual
Conceptualraw-dictated
5 year old hide and seek

Parents have not seen their 5 year old in months.

conceptual
Conceptual
big spoon little spoon spork

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWntPt5gfuh/

conceptual
Conceptual
breakdancers L train condom

I'm afraid of the L train because sometimes it gets stuck with another train in front of it and I'm afraid I'm

conceptual
Conceptual
City-Life

> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

conceptual
Conceptual
crowd work reject myself before anyone else can

At the top of the show, I'm usually very nervous and I was thinking if one of you wants to help me not be so n

conceptual
Conceptual
frats and trump

Frats get a bad rep. And that's because they are kind of bad.

conceptual
Conceptual
heelies good time accidental pregnancy

Heelies are how I communicate that I am both a good time and an accidental pregnancy

conceptual
Conceptual
Hugh Hefner mustache playboy duplex

Hugh Hefner if he had a mustache:

conceptual
Conceptual
Jewish mechanic

I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no

conceptual
observation
Mixedpotluck-tested
looking at a butt and having a realization

You guys ever look at someone's butt

conceptual
Conceptual
passive aggressive choked autoerotic

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVMFGffiguh/

conceptual
Conceptual
seeing thirst trap wanting to be a better man

Sometimes I see a thirst trap on social media and I can't help but think classic guy things.

observation
Observation
Stand up openings

So one of my favorite parts about stand-up specials is the opening.

conceptual
Conceptual
statistics small penis prediction nerd

I like talking about statistics but I'm almost positive that every time I say the word 'statistics', every one

conceptual
Conceptual
Stepmom pornography

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-y

conceptual
Conceptualtried
urinal splash cake problem scientists protractor ruler

In November 2013, the Splash Lab presented "Urinal Dynamics," demonstrating with high-speed experiments that r

conceptual
Conceptual
wine tour frat girl said yes for wine pregamed on the bus

When I was in college I joined a frat

observation
Observation
Women with boyfriends

Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get goss

conceptual
Conceptualdeveloping
lapped by divorced friends mario kart

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUdy59ZDJ8r/

Mixed
Real estate

I got a job in real estate accounting software

Mixed
bathroom guest soap loan approval

I think in order to get approved for a loan, you should show them your guest bathroom

complaint
Complaint
schindlers list rotten tomatoes

Schindler's List only has 98% on Rotten Tomatoes

Mixed
weather app vs chase bank pleasantly surprised disappointed

When I open my phone, I usually check the weather app or my chase bank app; either way, I'm either pleasantly

Mixed
Uber quiet mode

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver.

observation
Observationraw-dictated
pimple date left side

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU1mP9glRV2/

Mixed
favour dont mention it

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV5bBOTlC-6/

Mixed
dating waiting until marriage to get pegged

So I grew up in this somewhat Jewish family — which means I had to learn a lot about dating on the go. And on

Mixed
Hitler likes to paint hikes mustache

I'm nothing like Hitler, except I also like to paint, I like hikes, and I occasionally wear my mustache for ye

Mixed
Chest hair

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVsf7tdDSY9/

observation
Observation
AI fanart hippo skydiving

Fanart used to be easily picked out or at least hard enough to do that I only found it if I was ready to scrol

Mixed
Goosebumps

I grew up on goosebumps

Mixed
dispensaries bartender recommendation

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXHAMTvCAgu/

Mixed
manager kiss ass eat ass

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV0N_uMAKnE/

Mixed
spooky house cant be homeowner without partner check perimeter

I've been staying in this house by myself

Mixed
sex dreams accountant

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVDCe8ilJPI/

Mixed
christmas making it about Jesus birthday

I volunteered this Christmas at skid row on 5th & San Pedro.

complaint
Complaint
epstein weinstein name change jewish

Because I'm Jewish, I got a lot of friends from high school that have the last names Epstein and Weinstein.

observation
Observation
yeshiva vs software engineering arguing rabbis arguing with code

I used to spend all day arguing with rabbis

Mixed
condoms as a symbol of hope

I don't like condoms

observation
Observation
My dad used to hit me

I don't like condoms

observation
Observation
cigarette every time quit smoking

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW0pndBjeEJ/

Mixed
timeshare polyamorous

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUMYyuVEUfa/

Mixed
valentines day big chocolate apathetic to avoid sadness

I get so many ads for valentines day themed things. It's kind of ridiculous that if I don't want to be sad I n

Mixed
swimming running shark hot hinge

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXWNttrgoNX/

Mixed
The future of erectile dysfunction jokes

I feel like I have a lot to say about erectile dysfunction

Mixed
tattoos vs circumcisions

My dad was mad when I got my first tattoo

Mixed
dirty talk for the homies

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/

Mixed
wolf three little piggies koala

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrgUgTjJPk/

Mixed
hugging tall men

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW8hCVeEYov/

Mixed
Crowd pleaser

I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review

observation
Observationtried
ADHD side quests main quests

Having ADHD is great. Even if I'm distractible, my mind works in an interesting way and brings me interesting

Mixed
my penis doesn't work

I'd date a comic but my penis doesn't work right now and I don't need everyone to know that

observation
Observation
believe finish sentence interesting

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWvwig2ijgL/

Mixed
women cancel dates socks christmas

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXJGwlGlLBA/

Mixed
nipple piercings noticing staring tits

Every guy notices when a girl has nipple piercings, and I'm sure they know that men are staring at their tits

Mixed
competitive baby breakdancing league

Okay, hear me out.

Mixed
Area rug

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTfmjyGFC4Z/

Mixed
stilts tall jokes structurally unstable

Yeah the elephant in the room: I'm tall.

Mixed
Eucalyptus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTl7SPJD00G/

Mixed
Jewish-Identity

This is one of the most developed thematic pillars in the vault. The material spans childhood, religious schoo

complaint
Complaint
dick calculus

Every men in here has measured his penis, more than once

Mixed
picture audience naked

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVxjNyugX5L/

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Dentist blow job

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWTAVHeEQDO/

complaint
Complaint
You're the man

Men love being called the man

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tim the time machine salesman rolex george bush

Hi

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homeowners

I'm never gonna own a house

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getting a dog instagram celebrity ROI

I want to get a dog, but I don't know if it's worth the risk. Like what are the odds my dog becomes an Instagr

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Ryan gosling & ana de armas

There are 2 types of men

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faking orgasms as a man

a friend of a friend can't cum because of anti-depressants and to make girls feel better

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horny resume dating vs job hunting

Horny resume. It's a lot like filling out a resume when you're looking for a job because you NEED one. You're

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californians are everywhere

Californians are everywhere which is odd considering we came out west on the 1800s.

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going to therapy announcement pity

Do you think if you tell people that you're on your way to therapy, they'll be mean to you because you're in t

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counting calories 5000 a day 5 year old proud

I like to count my calories

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ghosted dont believe in ghosts

I don't get ghosted.

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stilts material STDs antibiotics supervirus

- I have had so many STDS antibiotics don't work on me anymore

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unrealistic expectations smart woman yes honey shes wrong

Sometimes I'm afraid that I'm going to be single for a long time because I have unrealistic expectations.

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nano penis micro

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT8xyWjDFjW/

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Finger licking good

I think if somebody licks their fingers at the table, you gotta lick your fingers too

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women being called sluts unfair vs men

It's weird that people make fun of women for being sluts

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ADHD is like herpes

ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there.

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juggling school no balls hands model

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXbbvYzFXZz/

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asking vs guessing asker guesser

Are you an asker or a guesser?

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my jokes are 5 minutes fast

I got a new smart watch

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post nut clarity refractory

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlL-GElXoA/

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treating your body like a temple

They say you should treat your body.

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hair loss finasteride ED

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUYqrVRDN4l/

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allergic cats exposure therapy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWdaY06DOSM/

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Jewish would never pay for sex

I'm Jewish so

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ryan gosling is responsible for our sins

I think we’re all too gay for Ryan Gosling.

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AI dating app is therapy

I've been on this AI dating app

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Deserve to marry

I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve

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body count

I have an idea for a pick up line. I'm not sure it'll work

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Yeshiva vs Software Engineering

Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn'

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true crime monopoly on women serial killer dear diary

I'm interested in true crime not because I like true crime but because it seems like true crime has a monopoly

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cologne airport pickup

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVYDxePiaC4/

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public restroom pee aim

The bigger the penis the harder it is to aim

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tinder wishing well coin fountain love of your life

Tinder is like a wishing well for dating. I toss a compliment and a swipe like I drop a coin into a fountain.

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break from dating cockroach

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW-79J-CE0i/

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ai sixth finger crimes

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWOEI9MEmyu/

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irs audit vape earrings gum

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWI__hEFLcN/

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theo vonn tony robbins live life coaching unknowingly

Theo Vonn had Tony Robbins on his podcast

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So remember when I was in yeshiva — a Rabbi told me an argument in favor of waiting until marriage: if you sle

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sex ed and pornhub

**Sex Ed**

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halloween dressing as a slut costume

I know what I'm dressing up as this Halloween

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AI vs making babies

People have been riding this chatGPT hype in 2 ways:

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If my legs shake

My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous

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virgin hail mary lose charisma confess want sex

Losing all charisma and saying you're a virgin and you wanna have sex — that's what I call a virgin hail Mary

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day 17 transcript unavailable

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DULqXQXEYHt/

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troubled youth industry abusive adult thats allowed

It's weird because a lot of people who work there went through the programs.

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taking a bullet

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUVoVPCEU9x/

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comparison thief of joy babies flamethrower

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWVoGNPClUP/

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man faking orgasm greatest magic trick

If you ask a woman if she's faked an orgasm, the answer is probably yes

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sex life french movie star huge overseas

I like to compare my sex life to the career of a French language movie star.

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Female Run Club

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTtYZRSgd4V/

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2nd generation immigrant trauma waterfall

Being raised by immigrants is hard but being raised by people raised by immigrants is pretty messed up too

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abortion republican fan fiction loose cannon detective murder

I have an opinion about people's opinions on abortion.

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There is a pornstar who goes by Anne Frank

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nyc ferry pirate ship captain pension

The NYC ferry is amazing mostly because once a day, I get to be a pirate. Did you know that every ferry has a

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Polyamorous Cowboy

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTu9txJDFAb/

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step family porn steps in

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBz3j1lVv3/

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insecure man penetration test cybersecurity

I'm so insecure that if you hired a cyber security company to run a penetration test

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masculine urges epstein files

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUi7UaFkfxz/

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pretending to be bisexual so I can get a job at a company that likes DEI

I've been thinking about pretending to be bisexual to get a job at a pro DEI corporation.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVnA04SFFE6/

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backflip everyone wants you to do it

When you learn to backflip everyone assumes you want to do it all the time. And that's frustrating.

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golden bachelor casting director sex factor

Golden bachelor casting director reviewing the first round of candidates:

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military industrial toy complex transformers nukes

A lot of us are upset that our taxpayer dollars go to the military industrial complex but without it we wouldn

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spaghetti and meatballs power dynamic solo career

What do you guys think about the relationship between spaghetti and meatballs?

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men vs women trebuchet nuclear bomb

When men get together, they'd rather build a trebuchet than talk

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burlesque reverse striptease

The reverse strip tease

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circumcision baby wine blacked out

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXL13j4Eb1D/

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Boeing suicide rates stock rally

Boeing employees suicide rates fly higher than the 737 max.

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jewish circumcised run with scissors

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWYUkZkCSpH/

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Acro yoga pants bit

Ideas for pants for Acro:

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doctor naps sleep deprived drunk

I want a doctor who takes naps

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actions vs intentions quiche

They say actions matter more than intentions, but that's the wrong point to make! You can fuck things up by do

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takes me a while to come

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW3SorMFN5Q/

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friends juggling act

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVibWQLClfr/

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ADHD multitasker not good at it

ADHD acronym:

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AI Dating App Therapy

On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting

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Sex robots and delivery robots

I hope the sex robots look like those coco delivery robots

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off the derech masturbation heathen

So I'm Jewish (surprise) and I'm what my high school rabbis would call 'off the derech' — off the path.

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1% better

> If you can get 1 percent better each day for one year, you'll end up thirty-seven times better by the time y

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mohel followed their dream tips bagels

You think mohels followed their dreams?

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Takes me a while to cum

It takes me a while to cum

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Bartender spit

Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink

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couch corner bit men come from anything friction

A lot of guys will brag about being able to make a woman come

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all penises created equal

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTEzS9D2sC/

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New-Material-Late-April-May-2026

A digest of all new writing in the two weeks leading up to Netflix is a Joke. Organized by theme, with develop

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWLwn6_gd_U/

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUgRBmdjJP2/

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supermodel clown friend criticized her job

I have a clown friend who dated a supermodel

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winter fight new york catch these mittens choked out wearing scarf

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUD-YVvCdMg/

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addicted to carrots crowd bit

Put my finger in my mouth — it's gonna seem sexual but it's really not — and explain to the crowd that I'm add

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time traveler cant sleep with mom paradox sleep with anyone

You can say you're from the future because I won't believe you — you can sleep with anybody, but you can't sle

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nice to bartenders spit in mouth

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXD_y2DEg5K/

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jewish cloud nimbostratus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW50kK3gt8g/

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AI blackface redneck AI

Blackface is a thing of the past; makeup is cool and all but why would I paint a black face when I can just us

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10 commandments 603 more circumcision convert

There are actually another 603

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time traveler age of consent

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVH4KtoDN3o/

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weed as the argument solver

I think we smoke weed too much but we should call it the argument solver and only use it when you fix an argum

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tinder scams bots sex factor attractive enough to be scammed

If you see a profile on tinder for someone too good to be true, they're a bot

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compliments for men call him the man

The perfect compliment for men:

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resale value mattress single too long

I've been single for so long my mattress has retained its resale value

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excuse to look at girls butt schmuts bee dont move

Here are some excuses to look at the girl's butt

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INDEX

> Auto-generated index of all bit files. Extracted from Apple Notes dated files and topic files.

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antidepressants cant climax mastered art

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWa8EAcCWLx/

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arguing with rabbis boss battle

Arguing with a rabbi is like a boss battle you know you're going to lose because it's kind of hard to argue a

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dmt god calling women lsd hike

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWf2a_wDqHc/

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former virgin bad at sex renovation

Because he doesn't realize that you need to build an orgasm like you renovate a house

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soft butt of a joke 16 handles

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeDWebjRga/

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Virginity is like a foreskin

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/

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plateau beautiful

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUoU8wciccS/

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jewish attitudes on sex procreate quota

I feel like as a Jew, you've gotta mask your horniness in a willingness to procreate.

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portal bathroom gloryhole new york LA wholesome

Portal in New York reopens but I want to see a portal from New York to LA and more portals.

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temptations of the flesh

From the bible:

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ryan gosling sexuality movie trailers

I'm not gay but if you put Ryan Gosling in a film and play the right music, I'll seriously start questioning m

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beta cuck alpha cuck

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWBELtVjdQU/

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AI-and-Tech-Comedy

David works in health tech (MDCalc) and has watched the AI boom from inside the industry. This gives him genui

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Characters

David has a strong instinct for character work, developed through clown training, improv (Groundlings), and st

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chess dating apps elo rating

Are you on the apps? I'm on the apps. I love them. Chess.com, lichess, grindr

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sunset with homies masculine

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVR1bJnkUq4/

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Do heroin

Pro tip for those of you who (whom?) work at an office:

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girl code vs guy code military recon

Clap it up if you follow girl code or guy code

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Giving women the ick and wanting it back

Sometimes I'll give a woman the ick and a I'll realize-

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safe sex mattress floor monster

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUOGqilDZ-p/

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Dating-Apps-and-Tech

A distinct sub-theme that sits at the intersection of relationships and technology. David has written seriousl

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smoking weed killing what you love with fire

It's the exception to the rule: smoking weed is taking the thing you love and killing it with fire

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what can audience do for me follow bubbi not a doctor

The audience could follow me on instagram

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT0WvvED5lI/

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My experience with threesomes is that one type of three way is waaaay better than the other

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sperm market dating market height requirement

I've been thinking about going into the sperm industry.

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juggling murphys law act

**Murphy's Law**: what can go wrong will go wrong.

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Set-Lists-and-Show-Notes

A significant portion of the vault (perhaps 40%+) consists of performance logistics: set maps, show runsheets,

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INDEX

This knowledge base was synthesized from ~2,100 Apple Notes. It maps the major themes, categories, and pattern

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age is just a number

Age is just a number

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automotive talking blown

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVfrwUGlBk3/

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chuck e cheese teaches kids real world

Great place. Teaches kids about the real world. Fun games don't win prizes. If you lose; eat some pizza. You c

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confusing psychiatrist number therapist

I'll call my therapist crying about something

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cups in the audience

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVKvCJTDcAU/

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dick measuring

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disney channel netflix and chill

If you're trying to Netflix and chill

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gender gap orgasms multiple men shut out

I've heard that women have less orgasms than men

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gorilla glue tape next gorilla couples counseling

Gorilla glue then gorilla tape. What's next?

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Jewish private school tag

Jewish private school

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johnny bravo jacked lives with mom

Isn't it interesting that Johnny Bravo sort of modeled today's bachelor? Jacked as fuck, rizzed to the teeth,

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Not that my penis is small

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mechanical bull someone's wife

https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWyHOrUjhaX/

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mohel comedian late night brit milah

Comedian who's a mohel on the side.

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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV8CH_CARRZ/

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If you watch porn you're a cuck

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the truth will set you free

The truth will not set you free

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You can take a lift over to Tijuana and buy any sort of boner pill, in any quality or quantity at any pharmacy

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- Hot nurse is rubbing jelly and an ultrasound wand on some balls

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