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weight loss hot in morning thirst traps before breakfast

When I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror for the first time that day

I think "DAMN. I look good—

When I haven't eaten for 10 hours"

Morning time? I'm H-O-T hot

Lunch time? That's when I realize I get to be hot again— (look at watch) in about 20 hours

So I take all my thirst traps in the morning, before breakfast

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