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One-Liner
87
≤50
Short Bit
136
51–120
Bit
84
121–250
Piece
64
250+

371 notes

TitleWordsFormatStatusTags
dick measuring0One-LinerRawsex, masculinity
birds and stones8One-Liner
Dr strange11One-Linerone-liner
for every time I've quite smoking cigarettes17One-Liner
Manager and eating ass18One-Linerone-liner
gorilla glue tape next gorilla couples counseling18One-Liner
weed quit because negative food in fridge19One-Liner
age is just a number20One-Linerone-liner
the truth will set you free20One-Liner
dominos effect ordering lazy roommate22One-Liner
jewish circumcision who did yours22One-Liner
my penis doesn't work22One-Linerone-liner
AI ghosting girlfriend23One-Liner
lost virginity rabbis daughter24One-Liner
run with scissors24One-Liner
sex life french movie star huge overseas24One-Liner
Boobs are like dragons25One-Liner
affairs rabbi pastor secret sex25One-Liner
virgin hail mary lose charisma confess want sex25One-Liner
confusing psychiatrist number therapist26One-Liner
trans woman matched hinge dont agree politically but shes hot26One-Liner
cups in the audience27One-Liner
2nd generation immigrant trauma waterfall29One-Liner
chuck e cheese teaches kids real world29One-Liner
cigarette every time quit smoking29One-Liner
fetishes hugs and kisses prude29One-Liner
takes me a while to come29One-Liner
halloween dressing as a slut costume30One-Liner
superhero music hans zimmer mortal kombat sex30One-Liner
Sex robots and delivery robots31One-Liner
STDs super thorough dome32One-Liner
believe finish sentence interesting32One-Liner
gender gap orgasms multiple men shut out32One-Liner
troubled youth industry abusive adult thats allowed32One-Liner
wolf three little piggies koala32One-Liner
golden bachelor casting director sex factor33One-Liner
remote work cuck porn covid33One-Liner
pretending to be bisexual so I can get a job at a company that likes DEI34One-Linerloose-premise, premise
burlesque reverse striptease35One-Liner
harvest organs dream35One-Liner
johnny bravo jacked lives with mom35One-Liner
stewardess spirit airlines toothy35One-Liner
old jewish man late to orgy36One-Liner
spellcheck and autocorrect36One-Linerone-liner
automotive talking blown37One-Liner
republicans therapy greenland37One-Liner
supermodel clown friend criticized her job37One-Liner
dentist first date unhinge jaw38One-Liner
getting a dog instagram celebrity ROI38One-Liner
smell their finger38One-Liner
ultrasound sketch balls nurse seen bigger38One-Liner
Jewish private school tag39One-LinerPotluckjewish
jewish cloud nimbostratus39One-Liner
manager kiss ass eat ass39One-Liner
waking up parents divorce39One-Liner
daddy issues called daddy in bed40One-Liner
parents embarrassment explanation for weirdness41One-Liner
post nut clarity refractory41One-Liner
time traveler cant sleep with mom paradox sleep with anyone41One-Liner
maduro vaccine42One-Liner
mechanical bull someone's wife42One-Liner
rocks on jewish headstones morbid42One-Liner
suppository keep my hair42One-Liner
Deserve to marry43One-LinerRawpremise
Jewish would never pay for sex43One-LinerPotluckjewish, sex, self-deprecation
ai epstein files unethical43One-Liner
dispensaries bartender recommendation43One-Liner
mohel comedian late night brit milah43One-Liner
mohel followed their dream tips bagels43One-Liner
picture audience naked43One-Liner
Bartender spit44One-LinerPotlucksex, bars
counting calories 5000 a day 5 year old proud45One-Liner
excuse to look at girls butt schmuts bee dont move45One-Liner
theo vonn tony robbins live life coaching unknowingly45One-Liner
made in china tag adoption46One-Liner
wet dreams46One-Linerone-liner
Germany swastika drawing in second grade47One-Liner
celestial ding dong ditch aliens47One-Liner
avatar backflip over problems49One-Liner
call mom after sex she wants grandchildren im trying49One-Liner
nice to bartenders spit in mouth49One-Liner
weed as the argument solver49One-Liner
5 year old hide and seek50One-Liner
going to therapy announcement pity50One-Liner
seeing thirst trap wanting to be a better man50One-Liner
small penis jokes thinking hard what it would be like50One-Liner
valentina gomez flamethrower stuntman bone to pick50One-Liner
10 commandments 603 more circumcision convert51Short Bit
jackie chan dream chinese voice51Short Bit
turtle ran away neighbor deserves freedom51Short Bit
My dad used to hit me52Short Bitpremise
Spite condom52Short Bit
condoms as a symbol of hope52Short Bitpremise
measuring penis range accent lessons52Short Bit
soft butt of a joke 16 handles52Short Bit
surgeon friend brisk52Short Bit
Goosebumps53Short Bit
jewish attitudes on sex procreate quota54Short Bit
resale value mattress single too long54Short Bit
iron dome penis friend hint55Short Bit
virginity foreskin55Short Bit
Crowd pleaser56Short BitTriedpremise
Purim costume ron lemieux porn star56Short Bit
hard being hot tempting sin mid56Short Bit
ketamine deodorant anxiety sweat stronger than deodorant56Short Bit
staten island rim job shouldnt have gone56Short Bit
step family porn steps in56Short Bit
military industrial toy complex transformers nukes57Short Bit
ryan gosling sexuality movie trailers57Short Bit
women with cats allergic worth giving up air suffocating for58Short Bit
six foot two three kids trench coat59Short Bit
tijuana viagra market boner pills how much boner you need59Short Bit
day 17 transcript unavailable60Short Bit
plateau beautiful60Short Bit
Do heroin62Short Bit
portal bathroom gloryhole new york LA wholesome62Short Bit
unrealistic expectations smart woman yes honey shes wrong62Short Bit
virginity story mostly exposition climax without buildup62Short Bit
actions vs intentions quiche63Short Bit
Cereal monogamy64Short Bitconcept, stage-ready, classic
californians are everywhere64Short Bit
juggling school no balls hands model64Short Bit
my jokes are 5 minutes fast64Short Bit
sodom sodomy first threesome dinner sex party64Short Bit
yelp reviews parkour gym foam pit 11 out of 1064Short Bit
fake your laughter65Short Bitproven
stilts material STDs antibiotics supervirus65Short Bit
unable to sell adderall jewish profiled business homework65Short Bit
Area rug66Short Bit
AI fanart hippo skydiving67Short Bit
beta cuck alpha cuck67Short Bit
nipple piercings noticing staring tits67Short Bit
favour dont mention it68Short Bit
Hugh Hefner mustache playboy duplex69Short Bit
Jewish mechanic69Short BitPotluckjewish, israel
baseball first handjob69Short Bit
taurus threesome best friend he doesnt know69Short Bit
men vs women trebuchet nuclear bomb70Short Bit
stilts tall jokes structurally unstable70Short Bit
ai sixth finger crimes71Short Bit
anxious optimist oversized tshirt71Short Bit
backflip everyone wants you to do it71Short Bit
cheating facebook post vague subtweet71Short Bit
weight loss hot in morning thirst traps before breakfast72Short Bit
caffeine talk to people73Short Bit
jewish private school space rabbi imam priest alien73Short Bit
timeshare polyamorous73Short Bit
neighbors yelling singing cleaning butthole74Short Bit
women being called sluts unfair vs men74Short Bit
Giving women the ick and wanting it back75Short Bit
valentines day big chocolate apathetic to avoid sadness75Short Bit
sunset with homies masculine76Short Bit
comparison thief of joy babies flamethrower77Short Bit
friends juggling act77Short Bit
Orgy rsvp78Short Bitone-liner
Real estate78Short Bit
circus pole dancers feel no pain78Short Bit
urinal splash cake problem scientists protractor ruler79Short Bit
wine tour frat girl said yes for wine pregamed on the bus79Short Bit
nano penis micro80Short Bit
safe sex mattress floor monster80Short Bit
Chest hair81Short Bit
cradle of civilization white people wish they were black81Short Bit
jewish circumcised run with scissors81Short Bit
ghosted dont believe in ghosts82Short Bit
mother in law in law83Short Bit
tears and cum crying equal volume healthier men83Short Bit
weather app vs chase bank pleasantly surprised disappointed83Short Bit
Dentist blow job84Short Bit
big spoon little spoon spork84Short Bit
Faking orgasms85Short Bitrelationships, sex
Hitler threesome Eva Braun Jewish astrophysicist85Short Bit
last name mendelovits translates jewish85Short Bit
N word pass86Short Bit
women cancel dates socks christmas86Short Bit
chatgpt accused of using it87Short Bit
spooky house cant be homeowner without partner check perimeter87Short Bit
finding out she has boyfriend talking about anal88Short Bit
spaghetti and meatballs power dynamic solo career90Short Bit
masculine urges epstein files91Short Bit
tim the time machine salesman rolex george bush91Short Bit
tinder wishing well coin fountain love of your life91Short Bit
body count92Short Bit
circumcision baby wine blacked out92Short Bit
girlfriend if i was a worm92Short Bit
smoking weed killing what you love with fire92Short Bit
wrestling high school 0-19 dad drove 49 minutes watched 25 seconds92Short Bit
rabbi waiting until marriage sexual liberator captor93Short Bit
what can audience do for me follow bubbi not a doctor93Short Bit
sex when older deathbed94Short Bit
Hitler likes to paint hikes mustache95Short Bit
beards gay women trim95Short Bit
If my legs shake97Short BitStrong
antidepressants cant climax mastered art97Short Bit
doctor naps sleep deprived drunk98Short Bit
schindlers list rotten tomatoes98Short Bitconcept
masturbate instead write a joke instagram viral99Short Bit
off the derech masturbation heathen101Short Bit
passive aggressive choked autoerotic101Short Bit
snoop smokeless stove CEO fired genie wishes101Short Bit
yeshiva vs software engineering arguing rabbis arguing with code101Short Bit
anne frank pornstar name102Short Bit
Polyamorous Cowboy104Short Bit
all boys jewish school scared missing out too much104Short Bit
time traveler age of consent104Short Bit
women with boyfriends separated 10 years simp microdosing marriage104Short Bit
tinder scams bots sex factor attractive enough to be scammed105Short Bit
ear piercings matched tinder teeth earrings crafts106Short Bit
Takes me a while to cum107Short BitPotlucksex, self-deprecation
nyc ferry pirate ship captain pension107Short Bit
breakdancers L train condom110Short Bit
foot kink feet coming to terms114Short Bit
papa johns pizza bong grip114Short Bit
squirrels hiding nuts nut thieves114Short Bit
ADHD multitasker not good at it115Short Bit
addicted to carrots crowd bit115Short Bit
Virginity is like a foreskin116Short BitPotluckjewish, sex, family
george punchable face sister has onlyfans russian orthodox rasputin116Short Bit
sperm market dating market height requirement116Short Bit
comedian origin story batman joker117Short Bit
kiss and tell anime share tv shows117Short Bit
dating black women penis too small fear118Short Bit
Eucalyptus119Short Bitconcept
is my chest hair pubes?121Bit
break from dating cockroach122Bit
couldnt rise to occasion middle east122Bit
irs audit vape earrings gum122Bit
friend zone quicksand123Bit
men women dating raining men drought123Bit
borscht belt wife ring height124Bit
dad hit me stopped yelling fetish124Bit
one liner file shaq gummies happy ending noodles124Bit
PhD in sexology126Bit
man faking orgasm greatest magic trick128Bit
ryan gosling is responsible for our sins128Bit
anti-vax vaccine for autism130Bit
bathroom guest soap loan approval130Bit
going down on the street130Bit
hair loss finasteride ED133Bit
threesomes physics 2 to 1 ratio nothing to do with orgasms133Bit
disney channel netflix and chill134Bit
faking orgasms as a man135Bit
photographic memory135Bitone-liner
compliments for men call him the man136Bit
dick calculus137Bit
anal beads schrodingers138Bit
women with cats zyrtec allergic138Bit
AI clown in my computer140Bit
former virgin bad at sex renovation141Bit
frats and trump142Bit
jump puddle skipping basketball143Bit
all penises created equal144Bit
arguing with rabbis boss battle144Bit
neo nazis new and improved146Bit
treating your body like a temple146Bit
crowd work reject myself before anyone else can147Bit
AI blackface redneck AI151Bit
dad jokes dad forced business loan151Bit
tattoos vs circumcisions152Bit
abortion republican fan fiction loose cannon detective murder154Bit
asking vs guessing asker guesser154Bit
faking your death154Bit
silly putty magnetic magneto154Bit
2 year old toddlers talking about god155Bit
allergic cats exposure therapy156Bit
Parents call while touching yourself159BitTriedpremise
birds and bees talk dad respect women dominatrix162Bit
horny resume dating vs job hunting163Bit
hugging tall men163Bit
tie a knot climbers shibari166Bit
Ryan gosling & ana de armas167Bitconcept, sex
temptations of the flesh167Bit
married to an idea168Bit
boobs vs dragons treasure169Bit
choked autoerotic israel palestine pickup170Bit
epstein weinstein name change jewish170Bit
ADHD is like herpes171BitDevelopingadhd
abortion argument with dad at 15173Bit
anime one piece long manga173Bit
You're the man174BitTriedpremise
couch corner bit men come from anything friction175Bit
statistics small penis prediction nerd177Bit
Biking horse lane178BitRawpremise
public restroom pee aim180Bit
born again jews181Bit
christmas making it about Jesus birthday183Bit
condom subscription amazon optimist183Bit
Acro yoga pants bit187Bit
true crime monopoly on women serial killer dear diary189Bit
pimple date left side190Bit
ADHD diagnosed at 6 bullied drug dealer194Bit
dmt god calling women lsd hike195Bit
winter fight new york catch these mittens choked out wearing scarf200Bit
insecure man penetration test cybersecurity203Bit
florida jewish homeland miami beach206Bit
deserving a woman I don't deserve207Bit
Finger licking good213BitTriedpremise
1% better214Bitreligion, premise
heelies good time accidental pregnancy221Bit
Boeing suicide rates stock rally222Bit
fantasy football vs dungeons and dragons224Bit
cologne airport pickup226Bit
ADHD side quests main quests229Bit
juggling murphys law act237Bit
Wrestling238BitStage Ready
competitive baby breakdancing league240Bit
Yeshiva vs Software Engineering247BitStage Readyjewish, religion
Who bullies their drug dealer257PieceStage Readyadhd
girl code vs guy code military recon261Piece
Stand up openings264Piecerough, something-special
taking a bullet265Piece
Female Run Club273Piecesomething-special
swimming running shark hot hinge279Piece
tried being gay all boys jewish school280Piece
waymo ghosts284Piece
Virgin Joseph299Piece
dating a tattoo artist300Piece
The future of erectile dysfunction jokes301Piece
lapped by divorced friends mario kart303Piece
sex ed and pornhub305Piece
dating waiting until marriage to get pegged310Piece
chess dating apps elo rating312Piece
Stepmom pornography314PieceTriedpremise
Uber quiet mode314PieceRawpremise
AI vs making babies324Piece
ADHD at 6 - Dean's List347PieceStage Readyadhd, jewish
AI Dating App Therapy349PieceDevelopingai, relationships, health
INDEX349Piece
Bike vasectomy363Piececoncept, bicycle
Why I can't get hard395Piece
Better man424Piecehealth
Cosby time travel432PieceRawpremise
sex dreams accountant448Piece
chasidish gloryhole465Piece
AI dating app is therapy466Piece
Spiders468Piece
Dating-Apps-and-Tech488Piece
Women with cats500PieceDevelopingrelationships, sex, health
INDEX559Pieceindex
Physical-Comedy-Circus587Piecebits
homeowners606PieceDeveloping
bipolar bin laden diagnosis marriage612Piece
Jewish-Identity665Piece
Louder sex680Piece
AI-and-Tech-Comedy688Piece
Characters704Piece
acorns brainstorm bits727Piece
Set-Lists-and-Show-Notes749Piece
Circus-and-Physical-Comedy780Piece
ADHD-and-Mental-Health781Piece
Best-Ideas795Piece
Sex-and-Dating807Piece
Self-Deprecation-and-Insecurity959Piece
Women with boyfriends989PieceDevelopingrelationships, religion
looking at a butt and having a realization1005Piece
Future-and-Sci-Fi-Bits1017Piece
dirty talk for the homies1035Piecelongform, relationships, loose-premise
Recurring-Themes1136Piece
City-Life1350Piecebits
She Comes First1358PieceStage Readyjewish, relationships, sex
Meta-Comedy1375Piecebits
The Staten Island room job1773Piececoncept, story
Politics-Culture2089Piecebits
Dating-Apps-Being-Single2310Piecebits
Relationships2343Piecebits
Health-Body2437Piecebits
New-Material-Late-April-May-20262771Piece
Jewish-School3209Piecebits
Misc-Absurdist4490Piecebits
Sex-Dating4837Piecebits
One-Liners5333Piece