married to an idea

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I got married this year. Yeah yeah I got married to an idea.

That idea that that idea is that I'm worthy of love. And then one day I will get married.

I'm married So I'm to the idea that that I'll get married.

I got married this year

Yeah thank you guys! I got married to This idea Wonderful idea That idea? I’m worthy of love And eventually I will find someone to marry.  Yeah. I’m married to the idea that I’ll get married

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Anyways, we got married earlier this year And things didn’t work out So now I’m divorced from the idea that I’ll get married Worst part? That was my fourth idea. And I didn’t make her sign a prenup so I won’t even have as much to give to my next idea. I’m gonna be alone forever