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#premise
14 notes#premise > If you can get 1 percent better each day for one year, you'll end up thirty-seven times better by the time…
raw dictated
Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…
raw dictated
I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…
tried
I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole crowd. The front of…
raw
I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related - Better…
tried
I think if somebody licks their fingers at the table, you gotta lick your fingers too path a: You gotta lick his…
I don't like condoms But I like looking at them because they are the tool of an optimist. If you carry around a condom,…
tried
Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the…
tried
In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…
raw dictated
A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…
tried
Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…
I don't like condoms But I like looking at them because they are the tool of an optimist. If you carry around a condom,…
Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
I've been thinking about pretending to be bisexual to get a job at a pro DEI corporation. I've been thinking anbout…
#bits
10 notesCity Life — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by Riding your bike in LA…
Dating Apps & Being Single — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I don't…
Health & Body — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I recently learned…
Jewish School — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I love old Jewish…
Meta-Comedy — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I myself made comedian…
Misc & Absurdist — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by An apple a day…
Physical Comedy & Circus — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by So a lot…
Politics & Culture — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by The fall of the…
Relationships — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I'm not on speaking…
Sex & Dating — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I recently learned…
#sex
9 notespotluck tested
Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…
My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me Was she good at faking them Or did I just…
potluck tested
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
There are 2 types of men Men who appreciate ryan gosling and ryan gosling scratch that: 1 kind of man -- I’m not gay…
stage ready
Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
potluck tested
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…
potluck tested
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…
developing
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
raw
#one-liner
8 notesI recently found out that Doctor Strange isn’t a gynecologist.
I have a good relationship with my managers because I love kissing ass. Sorry- I meant eating ass.
Instagram transcript (Day 59) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3Jui7Ej4N/ Can I tell you guys a joke? I got invited to…
Age is just a number Unless you’re an 1000 year old vampire. Then it’s a pretty big number
I'd date a comic but my penis doesn't work right now and I don't need everyone to know that
Instagram transcript (Day 62) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-b1JjjMta/ Hey Kobe can I tell you a joke? Yeah. So…
Thank god for autocorrect or I would never be able to spell acquaintance. craziest thing about that joke is I actually…
Wet dreams are cool because I wake up as soon as I come. That’s like the reverse of what happens when I come in real…
#jewish
7 notesstage ready
Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…
potluck tested
I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…
potluck tested
Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as a…
potluck tested
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
stage ready
Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
potluck tested
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…
stage ready
Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…
#concept
6 notesInstagram transcript (Day 48) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/ Been riding my bike a lot since I got back to…
I only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high school.. and then I ate cookie crisp…
Instagram transcript (Day 3) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTl7SPJD00G/ I like eucalyptus everything. Uh I got…
There are 2 types of men Men who appreciate ryan gosling and ryan gosling scratch that: 1 kind of man -- I’m not gay…
Thursday and the Staten Island story Story premise: The time I went to Staten Island for a rimjob Tinder subs…
Schindler's List only has 98% on Rotten Tomatoes How many critics decided that it was a good movie but not good enough?…
#relationships
6 notesdeveloping
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…
My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me Was she good at faking them Or did I just…
stage ready
Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
developing
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…
developing
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
#adhd
3 notesstage ready
Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…
developing
Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there. Versions v1 — raw (from…
stage ready
Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug…
#health
3 notesdeveloping
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…
Whenever I see a hot person, I wanna be a better man. But whether or not that’s a man or a woman I’m willing to do to…
developing
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
#religion
3 notes#premise > If you can get 1 percent better each day for one year, you'll end up thirty-seven times better by the time…
developing
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…
stage ready
Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…
#loose-premise
2 notesInstagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
I've been thinking about pretending to be bisexual to get a job at a pro DEI corporation. I've been thinking anbout…
#self-deprecation
2 notespotluck tested
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
potluck tested
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…