Cosby time travel

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable

And I would tell him to maybe not get so good at roofie-ing

A lot of bad things happened. I think we could've avoided all that if somebody just went back in time and let Bill Cosby know he's gotta be really shitty at it so he could get caught earlier.

I would say: you shouldn't do this because you have a really cool legacy for yourself right now and it's gonna be absolutely ruined by this awful shit you're gonna do.

Then I'll come back to the future. And I see how the future changed — OK Bill Cosby is still a saint but somehow Hitler won the war. I don't know how that happened. I only went back to the 70s and all of a sudden it changed the outcome of World War II.

Essentially Bill Cosby was needed for the time traveler to go back in time to make sure the Germans lost. But because I saved Cosby's victims, somebody went back in time and it actually helped the Germans win.

Because what might've happened is a guy thought he had this great idea to roofie Hitler because it was acceptable. And it turns out that roofie-ing Hitler made him stronger because he realized he could roofie all of the Russians.

Then I gotta go back in time and figure out how to reconcile this — do I let Bill Cosby do what he did?

--— Edit: So I will go back in time and I would stop Bill Cosby from repeatedly roofing people

And I would probably have to go back in time a lot I’d have to go back to every time he went to the bar and I would have to pretty much do the whole dikembe mutombo thing “ No, no no not today”

Just do it over and over again until pretty much he gives up because he realizes he’s never gonna actually score it

Or maybe I just consensually suck his dick so good he doesn’t really care too much to keep doing it

- This is a butterfly effect escalation bit — Cosby → Hitler → roofies as warfare - The dark pivot is "do I let Cosby do what he did" — that's the real punchline - Needs tightening — the dictated version meanders, but the core logic is strong

- Stepmom pornography — both deal with sexual predation through absurd framing - Jewish mechanic — Israel/problematic opinions energy