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Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…

Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there. Versions v1 — raw (from…

Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug…

My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous They’re shaking because I’m coming so hard right now Stage notes…

I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…

Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…

Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…

Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…

Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…

Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…

Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…

Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…

I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…

Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…

Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…

Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…

Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…

Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…

Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…

I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…

Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…

Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got revenge on…

Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…

I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any living space larger…

Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…

Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…

Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…

Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…

Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…

Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got revenge on…

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…

I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any living space larger…

Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…

I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…

Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…

Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as a…

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…

I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…

I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related - Better…

Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the…

I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…

My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous They’re shaking because I’m coming so hard right now Stage notes…

I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole crowd. The front of…

I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any living space larger…

Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as a…

I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related - Better…

Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the…

Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the…

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…

Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got revenge on…

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…

Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…

It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…

I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related - Better…

I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any living space larger…

Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…

I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole crowd. The front of…

It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…

Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…

My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous They’re shaking because I’m coming so hard right now Stage notes…

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…

Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…

Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…