Biking horse lane

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna share the road.

I was biking the other day to the valley and I was passing the horse stable. That detail is not important to the story. I just wanted to tell you that.

You know it smelled. It smelled. While I was having a snack.

You're getting annoyed — you don't really care what I smelled. It's not super important.

But I was biking in the bike lane and then I realized there was another lane that said "horses only" and I got mad. I was thinking: hey, who's riding a horse?

And I thought about complaining to the city, but I'm a cyclist and I know they hate us.

- The anti-joke energy here is the point — "that detail is not important" is the bit - Self-aware cyclist who knows everyone hates him - Could pair with Bike vasectomy

- Bike vasectomy — more biking material