Challenge

Instagram transcript (Day 1) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTfmjyGFC4Z/ I saw an ad for an area rug the other day. An area rug as opposed…

Instagram transcript (Day 2) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTibvfkjSdM/ The Maduro vaccine. It worked. I don't give a ** about what's…

Instagram transcript (Day 3) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTl7SPJD00G/ I like eucalyptus everything. Uh I got eucalyptus shampoo,…

I grew up on goosebumps I do lines of cocaine with a flock of geese I love goosebumps. Who doesn’t love doing cocaine with geese? It’s…

Instagram transcript (Day 5) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTqHBQWky_j/ Sometimes I wish my roommates had sex louder. Because for the…

Instagram transcript (Day 6) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTtYZRSgd4V/ Um I think as a man you should avoid going to a female run club.…

Instagram transcript (Day 7) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTu9txJDFAb/ This is my impression of a modern polyamoris millennial cowboy.…

Instagram transcript (Day 8) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTxoEfcDMWt/ I got married this year. Yeah yeah I got married to an idea. That…

Instagram transcript (Day 9) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT0WvvED5lI/ This crazy rumor that religious Jews we have sex through a hole in…

Instagram transcript (Day 10) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT3ych5AizC/ I was going down on the street the other day and I was wearing a…

Instagram transcript (Day 11) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT5gUmPiemT/ I had a dream last night. It's pretty cool where I was Jackie…

Instagram transcript (Day 12) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT8xyWjDFjW/ I think we we need to help out guys with microphoneises. We need…

Instagram transcript (Day 13) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT_z0E3ga-6/ I'm afraid of spiders. Uh because because I'm afraid I'm going to…

Instagram transcript (Day 14) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBz3j1lVv3/ Getting my steps in. That's what I like to call watching snow…

Instagram transcript (Day 15) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUD-YVvCdMg/ Afraid to get in a fight during the winter. Cuz I'm afraid I'm…

Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school growing up. Like we…

Instagram transcript (Day 17) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DULqXQXEYHt/ Transcript not available for this day. Caption: day 17 / 365 of…

Instagram transcript (Day 18) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUMYyuVEUfa/ I was considering going out with this woman who sells timeshares…

Instagram transcript (Day 19) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUOGqilDZ-p/ I'm a big fan of practicing safe sex. Um by that I mean like to…

Instagram transcript (Day 20) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUQhVHHj-kS/ I had a dream that this woman tried to harvest my organs. The…

Instagram transcript (Day 21) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTEzS9D2sC/ Think all penises are created equal. All penises are literally…

Instagram transcript (Day 22) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUVoVPCEU9x/ Would take a bullet for somebody else. Thanks, Bob. Appreciate…

Instagram transcript (Day 23) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUYqrVRDN4l/ Hair thinning. I don't know if you guys could tell. And I need my…

Instagram transcript (Day 24) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUbwD6kDVlt/ I know I would do anything to keep my hair because if you told me…

Instagram transcript (Day 25) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUdy59ZDJ8r/ I have friends that have gotten married and divorced already. And…

Instagram transcript (Day 26) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUgRBmdjJP2/ I learned recently that Republicans are getting into therapy. How…

Instagram transcript (Day 27) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUi7UaFkfxz/ I've got a lot of masculine urges and I've been trying to resist…

Instagram transcript (Day 28) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlL-GElXoA/ Say that as a man after you have sex you have post nut clarity…

Instagram transcript (Day 29) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUoU8wciccS/ Some people when they're trying to make progress like they're…

Instagram transcript (Day 30) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrgUgTjJPk/ I think the wolf from the three little piggies ain't got ** on…

Instagram transcript (Day 31) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUt8MvrlNkI/ Hate when people tell me to smell their finger like I would stop…

Instagram transcript (Day 32) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUw3BDVEXcy/ Something that's really important to know about me at the age of…

Instagram transcript (Day 33) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUzNo2YADnr/ I think the friend zone is like quick sand. Everyone thinks they…

Instagram transcript (Day 34) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU1mP9glRV2/ Clap it up if you want me to eat ** tonight on this date. I have…

Instagram transcript (Day 35) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU42r1mDSXm/ I used to live with a friend who is six foot two and uh that…

Instagram transcript (Day 36) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU6C6l5iFih/ I believe in the N word pass. Like every time my homie says you…

Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I just I need to get…

Instagram transcript (Day 38) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVAaJPZAgyH/ When people call me daddy in bed. I don't Because I have daddy…

Instagram transcript (Day 39) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVDCe8ilJPI/ I've been having a lot of sex in my dreams. It's not all that's…

Instagram transcript (Day 40) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVGxxjnEUYk/ Today I had to jump over a puddle and there was someone walking…

Instagram transcript (Day 41) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVH4KtoDN3o/ Think like to a time traveler to someone from the future we're…

Instagram transcript (Day 42) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVKvCJTDcAU/ Cups in the audience. No, no, you don't have to announce…

Instagram transcript (Day 43) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVMFGffiguh/ I'm a passive disguise. You guys know what that is? No uh it…

Instagram transcript (Day 44) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQZgqYiXpP/ Learned recently that you're not supposed to eat Silly Putty. I I…

Instagram transcript (Day 45) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVR1bJnkUq4/ Anybody else have the masculine urge to watch the sunset with…

Instagram transcript (Day 46) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVU5e_ljsr8/ If you guys feel the same way but I want to have sex when I'm…

Instagram transcript (Day 47) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVYDxePiaC4/ I have been seeing a lot of these ads for cologne recently uh for…

Instagram transcript (Day 48) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/ Been riding my bike a lot since I got back to California like 50…

Instagram transcript (Day 49) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdCeWVCQbr/ Waking up this morning was so hard. Like why is it so hard to…

Instagram transcript (Day 50) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVfrwUGlBk3/ You're not like when you're getting blown and you can you can't…

Instagram transcript (Day 51) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVibWQLClfr/ So my friends have been incredibly supportive of me doing comedy.…

Instagram transcript (Day 52) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVkw95Uldr1/ I'm pretty self conscious about my chest hair. I mean, how could…

Instagram transcript (Day 53) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVnA04SFFE6/ Last name is Mendellovic and I don't know if you guys knew this…

Instagram transcript (Day 54) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVp44CvAcnZ/ That's how you can't when you grow up you learn things about…

Instagram transcript (Day 55) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVsf7tdDSY9/ I feel like I wear this shirt to distract you from all the chest…

Instagram transcript (Day 56) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvAfBHmaTK/ Weird no I don't know I think anal beads have ruined regular…

Instagram transcript (Day 57) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVxjNyugX5L/ They say if you want to be less nervous on stage picture the…

Instagram transcript (Day 58) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV0N_uMAKnE/ Wanna hear a joke? Sure. Uh I have a really good relationship…

Instagram transcript (Day 59) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3Jui7Ej4N/ Can I tell you guys a joke? I got invited to an ORG uh but they…

Instagram transcript (Day 60) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV5bBOTlC-6/ Hey, Stella. Miss Stella, do you want to hear a joke? Yeah you…

Instagram transcript (Day 61) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV8CH_CARRZ/ This is my impression of an old Jewish man who's running late to…

Instagram transcript (Day 62) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-b1JjjMta/ Hey Kobe can I tell you a joke? Yeah. So there are people who get…

Instagram transcript (Day 63) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWBELtVjdQU/ Have any of you guys ever been insulted by somebody and they…

Instagram transcript (Day 64) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWDe8PeE9A4/ You want to hear a joke? Yeah. I got a I got a from a stewardess…

They say you should treat your body. That's why I have incorporated as a 501c3 non-profit and I refuse to pay my taxes (for legal purposes,…

Instagram transcript (Day 66) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWI__hEFLcN/ I can't get audited. It just wouldn't make sense to be IRS.…

Instagram transcript (Day 67) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWLwn6_gd_U/ I want to train an AI model on the esteem files and create the…

Instagram transcript (Day 68) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWOEI9MEmyu/ Pro tip. You can use AI to get away with crimes. What I've done…

Instagram transcript (Day 69) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWQhpibgE6W/ Girls have this hypothetical question they ask their boyfriends.…

Instagram transcript (Day 70) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWTAVHeEQDO/ This is my impression of a dentist getting a blow Not enough…

Instagram transcript (Day 71) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWVoGNPClUP/ Comparison is the thief of joy unless you're a comedian and…

Instagram transcript (Day 72) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWYUkZkCSpH/ I'm Jewish. Do you guys hate me? That's cool. She gave me the…

Instagram transcript (Day 73) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWa8EAcCWLx/ A friend of a friend has been having trouble climaxing with…

Instagram transcript (Day 74) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWdaY06DOSM/ I'm allergic to cats and I don't want to be and I've heard that…

Instagram transcript (Day 75) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWf2a_wDqHc/ I've been thinking about doing no to deal with some personal…

Instagram transcript (Day 76) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWik-xCD0a3/ I don't smoke weed anymore but this weekend I ordered and ate an…

Instagram transcript (Day 77) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWlHahciYuP/ I couldn't rise to the occasion. Not a very original way to put…

Instagram transcript (Day 78) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWntPt5gfuh/ I don't want to be big spoon. I don't want to be little spoon. I…

Instagram transcript (Day 79) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWs9gtSEtBV/ Somebody once said a lot of people know how to tie a knot but not…

Instagram transcript (Day 80) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWvwig2ijgL/ I think everyone should believe in something. Me personally I…

Instagram transcript (Day 81) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWyHOrUjhaX/ Not a big fan of mechanical bulls? That's somebody's wife you're…

Instagram transcript (Day 82) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW0pndBjeEJ/ If I had a cigarette for every time I've quit smoking cigarettes,…

Instagram transcript (Day 83) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW3SorMFN5Q/ It takes me a while to come. Kinda hope I can do it before the…

Instagram transcript (Day 84) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW50kK3gt8g/ This is my impression of a Jewish cloud more specifically a…

Instagram transcript (Day 85) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW8hCVeEYov/ Hugs are good for men. I think I could use more hugs. I got one…

Instagram transcript (Day 86) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW-79J-CE0i/ I've been taking a break from dating about five minutes It's not…

Instagram transcript (Day 87) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXBz6M_AaNn/ I don't like the virgin Mary though. I think it's widely…

Instagram transcript (Day 88) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXD_y2DEg5K/ If you are an to the bartenders, they'll spit in your drink but…

Instagram transcript (Day 89) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXHAMTvCAgu/ Like I work at places. I like going to dispensaries and then…

Instagram transcript (Day 90) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXJGwlGlLBA/ Try to write a joke every morning before I got out of bed and it…

Instagram transcript (Day 91) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXL13j4Eb1D/ Circumcision it happens like pretty early in the morning and it's…

Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a woman has hers, stay…

Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the middle of touching…

Instagram transcript (Day 94) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXTbRdgiZ9I/ A really good friend. He's a surgeon and I was over at his place…

Instagram transcript (Day 95) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXWNttrgoNX/ I've been working out a lot recently and I don't need to blag so…

Instagram transcript (Day 96) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXY1HusDhIG/ Started dating again recently and I started working on myself…

Instagram transcript (Day 97) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXbbvYzFXZz/ Juggling school is a very skill when you don't have any juggling…

Instagram transcript (Day 98) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeDWebjRga/ Might be so soft you could find it in 16 handles. Yeah that's…

Instagram transcript (Day 99) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXgqmLJICwa/ It's hard being hot. You're just tempting people to sin all the…

Instagram transcript (Day 100) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXjldFQjsD1/ People are addicted to caffeine. And they won't be able to start…