cologne airport pickup

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I have been seeing a lot of these ads for cologne recently uh for men. And cologne for men the ads are all the same.

They say uh buy this cologne it'll help you have sex. That's not good enough for me.

I don't need help having sex. I know how to do it okay?

I can take a shower. I can get a haircut.

I can uh sacrifice a cat in my bedroom in the middle of a neatly drawn pentagram because a lot of women really like witch stuff. Uh no I I don't think I don't think it's good enough for cologne to say that it'll help me have sex.

I want cologne that will get somebody to pick me up from the airport. That's way more intimate than sex.

Are you kidding me sex? There's something in it for the both of us.

There is literally nothing in it for you if you pick me up from the airport. airport sex Also if somebody picks you up from the is included. I've Most specifically been having a lot of trouble getting people to pick me up from the airport. my dad.

My dad doesn't wanna pick me up from the airport.