Material Development
Depth
371notes — ranked by how much you’ve written
Full Bits
> 200 words — material with real depth76One-Liners > A bunch of stuff that either qualifies or is close to a one-liner. Compiled…
Sex & Dating — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Misc & Absurdist — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
New Material: April 27 – May 10, 2026 A digest of all new writing in the two weeks…
Jewish School — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Health & Body — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Relationships — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Dating Apps & Being Single — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one…
Politics & Culture — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Thursday and the Staten Island story Story premise: The time I went to Staten…
Meta-Comedy — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an…
City Life — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Best Ideas — Curated These are the most developed, most promising, and most distinctive…
Recurring Themes and Patterns This article maps the cross-cutting obsessions, structural…
I went out with someone And I couldn't rise to the occasion - not a very original way to…
You guys ever look at someone's butt And think Maybe the reason I don't have a good…
Future and Sci-Fi Bits The "Jew from the Future" persona is one of David's most fully…
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get…
Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty…
Self-Deprecation and Insecurity David's comedy persona is built around a specific kind of…
I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm…
Sex and Dating The largest thematic area by note count. David's comedy persona is…
ADHD and Mental Health A deeply personal category with some of the most developed,…
Circus and Physical Comedy This is David's biggest differentiator as a comedian. He can…
Set Lists and Show Notes A significant portion of the vault (perhaps 40%+) consists of…
Characters David has a strong instinct for character work, developed through clown…
AI and Tech Comedy David works in health tech (MDCalc) and has watched the AI boom from…
You can learn the intimate details about me on stage or after sex during pillow talk.…
Jewish Identity This is one of the most developed thematic pillars in the vault. The…
Instagram transcript (Day 5) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTqHBQWky_j/ Sometimes I wish…
I have ADHD, but not like your regular ADHD. I have the type of ADHD that's also bipolar…
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up…
Physical Comedy & Circus — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one…
Bits Index — Claude Brain > Auto-generated index of all bit files. Extracted from Apple…
Dating Apps and Tech Comedy A distinct sub-theme that sits at the intersection of…
I've been on this AI dating app It's kind of sad but not any sadder than regular dating…
I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr.…
Instagram transcript (Day 13) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT_z0E3ga-6/ I'm afraid of…
Whenever I see a hot person, I wanna be a better man. But whether or not that’s a man or…
Instagram transcript (Day 39) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVDCe8ilJPI/ I've been…
Instagram transcript (Day 48) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/ Been riding my…
Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a…
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to…
Claude Brain — Master Index This knowledge base was synthesized from ~2,100 Apple Notes.…
Instagram transcript (Day 9) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT0WvvED5lI/ This crazy rumor…
A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't…
People have been riding this chatGPT hype in 2 ways: - it's gonna replace us all! - Lol…
In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word…
Are you on the apps? I'm on the apps. I love them. Chess.com, lichess, grindr I'm not…
So I grew up in this somewhat Jewish family — which means I had to learn a lot about…
Instagram transcript (Day 25) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUdy59ZDJ8r/ I have friends…
Sex Ed I educated myself about sex…
So I almost went out with this woman who was a tattoo artist And by almost I mean, it…
I feel like I have a lot to say about erectile dysfunction Because I’m a man and I like…
Instagram transcript (Day 87) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXBz6M_AaNn/ I don't like…
Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug…
I don’t trust Waymo’s They say it’s self driving because of science But I don’t buy it I…
Instagram transcript (Day 32) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUw3BDVEXcy/ Something…
Clap it up if you follow girl code or guy code Or non-binary code Or binary code……
Instagram transcript (Day 6) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTtYZRSgd4V/ Um I think as a…
Instagram transcript (Day 95) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXWNttrgoNX/ I've been…
So one of my favorite parts about stand-up specials is the opening. Which always seems to…
Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile.…
Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds.…
Instagram transcript (Day 22) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUVoVPCEU9x/ Would take a…
Murphy's Law: what can go wrong will go wrong. The game: Murphy's law. It's a 5-10 minute…
Having ADHD is great. Even if I'm distractible, my mind works in an interesting way and…
There are 2 types of men Men who appreciate ryan gosling and ryan gosling scratch that: 1…
Okay, hear me out. Competitive baby break dancing league. Or BBL for short. I saw a video…
#premise > If you can get 1 percent better each day for one year, you'll end up…
Heelies are how I communicate that I am both a good time and an accidental pregnancy…
So I don’t respect anybody who plays fantasy football Hell, I barely respect people…
Boeing employees suicide rates fly higher than the 737 max. BA stock rallies in the face…
Instagram transcript (Day 47) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVYDxePiaC4/ I have been…
I'm Jewish and I like Israel, but I don't think it's the only option for a homeland…
Developing
51–200 words — ideas with some flesh on them197I'm so insecure that if you hired a cyber security company to run a penetration test They…
I think if somebody licks their fingers at the table, you gotta lick your fingers too…
I was diagnosed with ADHD at 6 years old And that doesn't make sense to me Because You…
Instagram transcript (Day 96) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXY1HusDhIG/ Started dating…
Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from…
I volunteered this Christmas at skid row on 5th & San Pedro. I was having a great time…
Instagram transcript (Day 15) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUD-YVvCdMg/ Afraid to get…
Ideas for pants for Acro: Normally, you see people who do acro in yoga pants and a tank…
Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I…
I'm interested in true crime not because I like true crime but because it seems like true…
Instagram transcript (Day 34) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU1mP9glRV2/ Clap it up if…
I'm such an optimist I purchased an Amazon condom subscription. Did you know you could do…
In Judaism, we don’t have the concept of a born again Jew like you have born against…
A lot of guys will brag about being able to make a woman come That's stupid She could do…
I recently went to the grocery and discovered Shaq gummies. Now just like so many women…
The bigger the penis the harder it is to aim Maybe that's why toilet seats in Public…
Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might…
Instagram transcript (Day 75) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWf2a_wDqHc/ I've been…
I like talking about statistics but I'm almost positive that every time I say the word…
I once got into an argument with my parents about abortion. I was 15 and heard the word a…
#concept #undeveloped I saw a homeless person walking around with a sword Like I was on…
a friend of a friend can't cum because of anti-depressants and to make girls feel better…
I like boobs as much as I liked dragons when I was 10 years old And I think the only…
Because I'm Jewish, I got a lot of friends from high school that have the last names…
Instagram transcript (Day 79) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWs9gtSEtBV/ Somebody once…
The talk with my dad was short. "Respect women." No clues about what to do when they want…
Instagram transcript (Day 54) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVp44CvAcnZ/ That's how you…
Instagram transcript (Day 8) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTxoEfcDMWt/ I got married…
My dad was mad when I got my first tattoo and that's not fair because he had me…
From the bible: > [New International Version](https://biblehub.com/niv/galatians/5.htm)…
Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys…
Have been thinking about soaking my own ass, but one of the only things that’s stopping…
Horny resume. It's a lot like filling out a resume when you're looking for a job because…
Instagram transcript (Day 85) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW8hCVeEYov/ Hugs are good…
What if a 2 year old was sentient and asking adult questions while all the other two year…
I have an opinion about people's opinions on abortion. I think it's weird that…
Are you an asker or a guesser? The way it was explained to me is that people who guess,…
At the top of the show, I'm usually very nervous and I was thinking if one of you wants…
#concept #undeveloped Neo Nazis are interesting Like usually new means new and improved…
Instagram transcript (Day 44) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVQZgqYiXpP/ Learned…
Blackface is a thing of the past; makeup is cool and all but why would I paint a black…
So these are a bunch of dad jokes I haven't spoken to my dad in two years (do you wanna…
They say you should treat your body. That's why I have incorporated as a 501c3 non-profit…
Instagram transcript (Day 74) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWdaY06DOSM/ I'm allergic to…
Arguing with a rabbi is like a boss battle you know you're going to lose because it's…
Instagram transcript (Day 21) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUTEzS9D2sC/ Think all…
I never know what's gonna go viral on instagram And viral for me is 200 likes but still…
Because he doesn't realize that you need to build an orgasm like you renovate a house…
#concept #undeveloped Frats get a bad rep. And that's because they are kind of bad. Its…
Instagram transcript (Day 40) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVGxxjnEUYk/ Today I had to…
My toxic trait is that I go out with girls who have cats even though I'm super allergic.…
Software is sometimes like comedy. You gotta clown, and then you need to think…
Every men in here has measured his penis, more than once We’ve all been there Take a tape…
Instagram transcript (Day 56) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVvAfBHmaTK/ Weird no I…
Is there anybody in the audience who does not like vaccines — like you're concerned about…
I think in order to get approved for a loan, you should show them your guest bathroom…
The perfect compliment for men: Call him "the man" Men love being called the man You've…
If you're trying to Netflix and chill Don't watch Sleeping Beauty Because she might fall…
Superhero music is inspirational, that's why I switched from lofi to Hans Zimmer as sexy…
It must be crazy hard to get a PhD in sexology. Just staying up all night to study sex.…
I'm really upset about this wife thing And the thing is I have no wife! — Dating is…
Instagram transcript (Day 10) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT3ych5AizC/ I was going…
If you ask a woman if she's faked an orgasm, the answer is probably yes If you ask a guy…
Instagram transcript (Day 62) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-b1JjjMta/ Hey Kobe can I…
I think we’re all too gay for Ryan Gosling. I think we’ve started to make him…
I got hit when I was a kid But my dad stopped Dammit They say all good things come to an…
My experience with threesomes is that one type of three way is waaaay better than the…
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a…
I love the noun "nut" I also love the verb "nut" —- Squirrels hide nuts to prepare for…
Instagram transcript (Day 23) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUYqrVRDN4l/ Hair thinning.…
A friend of mine recently started doing comedy after a breakup. I thought: this is a…
#concept #undeveloped Put my finger in my mouth — it's gonna seem sexual but it's really…
Instagram transcript (Day 33) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUzNo2YADnr/ I think the…
Dating is awesome and it sucks. For women, I imagine when it rains it pours, and it's…
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes…
I have a foot kink And I was afraid of telling people about it So instead I'd just lock…
I'm not one to kiss and tell Unless all we did is kiss Cause that's sweet! All we did is…
George started a boxing class and I think that's great… because he has a very punchable…
Instagram transcript (Day 52) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVkw95Uldr1/ I'm pretty self…
#concept #undeveloped A friend of mine is a comic who said that I need more of an edge I…
ADHD acronym: Always Down Has Drugs Having ADHD is weird because you get distracted…
Instagram transcript (Day 3) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTl7SPJD00G/ I like…
Instagram transcript (Day 66) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWI__hEFLcN/ I can't get…
I've been thinking about going into the sperm industry. The sperm market looks a lot like…
Instagram transcript (Day 77) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWlHahciYuP/ I couldn't rise…
The NYC ferry is amazing mostly because once a day, I get to be a pirate. Did you know…
Instagram transcript (Day 76) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWik-xCD0a3/ I don't smoke…
Instagram transcript (Day 86) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW-79J-CE0i/ I've been…
Instagram transcript (Day 7) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTu9txJDFAb/ This is my…
I matched with a woman And we were talking about earrings, she said that the weirdest…
I'm afraid of the L train because sometimes it gets stuck with another train in front of…
CEO of snoop's smokeless stove was fired for poor sales Remember when snoop said he was…
If you see a profile on tinder for someone too good to be true, they're a bot Like a…
There is a pornstar who goes by Anne Frank Relish in that observation you just made. Rule…
I was separated from women for 10 years. So I love when I meet a woman period. A lot of…
My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous They’re shaking because I’m coming so hard…
So I'm Jewish (surprise) and I'm what my high school rabbis would call 'off the derech' —…
I used to spend all day arguing with rabbis "Do you agree with me on this god thing?" "I…
Growing up, I went to an all-boys Jewish private school, and for almost nine years, I was…
I'm nothing like Hitler, except I also like to paint, I like hikes, and I occasionally…
Schindler's List only has 98% on Rotten Tomatoes How many critics decided that it was a…
Instagram transcript (Day 41) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVH4KtoDN3o/ Think like to a…
So remember when I was in yeshiva — a Rabbi told me an argument in favor of waiting until…
I wrestled in high school My freshman year I went 0-19. My dad came to one match and saw…
These women in relationships with gay guys. I never understood why we call them beards.…
I want a doctor who takes naps They say if you're sleep deprived, it's like being drunk.…
Instagram transcript (Day 43) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVMFGffiguh/ I'm a passive…
It's the exception to the rule: smoking weed is taking the thing you love and killing it…
The audience could follow me on instagram The audience can tell my bubbi it's okay that…
Instagram transcript (Day 46) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVU5e_ljsr8/ If you guys…
Hi I'm Tim. I'm a Time Machine salesman. I sell time machines to whoever needs them,…
Tinder is like a wishing well for dating. I toss a compliment and a swipe like I drop a…
I have an idea for a pick up line. I'm not sure it'll work Hey you I've slept with 99…
#concept #undeveloped People keep accusing me of using chatGPT to send them messages. But…
Instagram transcript (Day 73) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWa8EAcCWLx/ A friend of a…
Instagram transcript (Day 91) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXL13j4Eb1D/ Circumcision it…
Tonight I met this cute girl She had a boyfriend I found out because we were talking…
What do you guys think about the relationship between spaghetti and meatballs? Who do you…
My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me Was she good…
Hitler had a threesome with Eva Braun and a Jewish super model who knew astrophysics and…
Instagram transcript (Day 69) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWQhpibgE6W/ Girls have this…
I've been staying in this house by myself And I realized I cannot be a homeowner Not…
Instagram transcript (Day 70) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWTAVHeEQDO/ This is my…
It's crazy that being white comes with privilege. Like somewhere along the line, the…
I think men would be so much healthier if we cried tears equal in volume to the amount…
Instagram transcript (Day 53) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVnA04SFFE6/ Last name is…
Instagram transcript (Day 27) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUi7UaFkfxz/ I've got a lot…
Instagram transcript (Day 36) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU6C6l5iFih/ I believe in…
I got a job in real estate accounting software And more recently I took a second job In…
I don't get ghosted. I don't believe in ghosts. I believe in women who just don't want to…
I’m Jewish, but I can’t date Jewish women. A lot of Jewish people their parents are…
In November 2013, the Splash Lab presented "Urinal Dynamics," demonstrating with…
When I open my phone, I usually check the weather app or my chase bank app; either way,…
When I was in college I joined a frat We had a wine tour this one year. If you don't know…
Instagram transcript (Day 90) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXJGwlGlLBA/ Try to write a…
Instagram transcript (Day 55) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVsf7tdDSY9/ I feel like I…
#concept #undeveloped Pole dancers feel no pain. They feel nothing at all. Have you ever…
I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't…
Instagram transcript (Day 78) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWntPt5gfuh/ I don't want to…
#concept #undeveloped The rabbi, 25 years old and ready to start his life teaching faith…
Instagram transcript (Day 12) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT8xyWjDFjW/ I think we we…
#concept #undeveloped It's weird that people make fun of women for being sluts That just…
Instagram transcript (Day 19) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUOGqilDZ-p/ I'm a big fan…
I get so many ads for valentines day themed things. It's kind of ridiculous that if I…
Sometimes I'll give a woman the ick and a I'll realize- and a moment will pass and I'll…
Instagram transcript (Day 59) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3Jui7Ej4N/ Can I tell you…
Instagram transcript (Day 51) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVibWQLClfr/ So my friends…
I can hear my neighbors yelling when I'm in my bathroom And I think if I can hear them…
Instagram transcript (Day 45) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVR1bJnkUq4/ Anybody else…
#concept #undeveloped What do you do when you catch your friends cheating? Do you tell…
When men get together, they'd rather build a trebuchet than talk Women talk — Men are bad…
Instagram transcript (Day 71) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWVoGNPClUP/ Comparison is…
Instagram transcript (Day 72) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWYUkZkCSpH/ I'm Jewish. Do…
Instagram transcript (Day 18) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUMYyuVEUfa/ I was…
#concept #undeveloped Fanart used to be easily picked out or at least hard enough to do…
Hugh Hefner if he had a mustache: It never became the Playboy Mansion. It's actually just…
I am an anxious optimist. I'm always worried, always anxious that something good is going…
Yeah the elephant in the room: I'm tall. A lot of people like to ask me if I play pro…
When I wake up in the morning and look in the mirror for the first time that day I think…
#concept #undeveloped When you learn to backflip everyone assumes you want to do it all…
#concept #undeveloped I got my first handjob in a New Jersey public park baseball field…
#concept #undeveloped Every guy notices when a girl has nipple piercings, and I'm sure…
#concept #undeveloped I had a threesome with my best friend But don't tell him I told you…
Instagram transcript (Day 63) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWBELtVjdQU/ Have any of you…
When I was in college, a friend asked me to do his business homework for him. I felt…
Instagram transcript (Day 1) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTfmjyGFC4Z/ I saw an ad for…
Instagram transcript (Day 68) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWOEI9MEmyu/ Pro tip. You…
Instagram transcript (Day 100) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXjldFQjsD1/ People are…
The place the Bible says sodomy was invented. I'm sure the first threesome was probably…
#concept #undeveloped - I have had so many STDS antibiotics don't work on me anymore -…
I only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high…
Pro tip for those of you who (whom?) work at an office: - sorry! Whom.. Do heroin And no…
Instagram transcript (Day 60) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV5bBOTlC-6/ Hey, Stella.…
#concept #undeveloped Portal in New York reopens but I want to see a portal from New York…
#concept #undeveloped I don't identify with most of the yelp reviews I see on the website…
I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased…
#concept #undeveloped They say actions matter more than intentions, but that's the wrong…
Californians are everywhere which is odd considering we came out west on the 1800s.…
if something isn't funny, can you please fake it? if you're not familiar faking laughter…
I got a new smart watch It has all these cool features like it knows what's happening and…
#concept #undeveloped The story of how I lost my virginity is mostly exposition. It would…
#concept #undeveloped You can take a lift over to Tijuana and buy any sort of boner pill,…
Instagram transcript (Day 17) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DULqXQXEYHt/ Transcript not…
#concept #undeveloped Sometimes I'm afraid that I'm going to be single for a long time…
#concept #undeveloped My senior year of high school: I went to an all boys Jewish private…
Instagram transcript (Day 97) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXbbvYzFXZz/ Juggling school…
#concept #undeveloped A lot of us are upset that our taxpayer dollars go to the military…
I'm allergic to cats, so when I meet a woman and I find out she has a cat, - I need to…
#concept #undeveloped My friend told me I should write about the iron dome He works on…
I'm not gay but if you put Ryan Gosling in a film and play the right music, I'll…
Instagram transcript (Day 35) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU42r1mDSXm/ I used to live…
Instagram transcript (Day 29) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUoU8wciccS/ Some people…
I went to Staten Island for a rim job This woman said hey come over we're gonna give you…
If I smell I'm sorry. That's anxiety sweat. I put on deodorant, but my anxiety is…
#concept #undeveloped There are actually another 603 Imagine hearing the 10 Commandments…
I grew up on goosebumps I do lines of cocaine with a flock of geese I love goosebumps.…
Virginity is a lot like my foreskin I haven’t had mine in a while And if I meet a woman…
Premises
≤ 50 words — raw sparks, needs writing98I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the…
I don't like condoms But I like looking at them because they are the tool of an optimist.…
I don't like condoms But I like looking at them because they are the tool of an optimist.…
I've been single for so long my mattress has retained its resale value I'm gonna trade it…
One of the hardest parts about writing a joke about having a small penis is that I have…
I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he…
My neighbor came over today and he told me he lost his turtle. And he asked me to keep an…
#concept #undeveloped Valentina Gomez running for Secretary of State in Missouri…
#concept #undeveloped I think we smoke weed too much but we should call it the argument…
#concept #undeveloped Parents have not seen their 5 year old in months. "We introduced…
Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First…
I wear a condom out spite for my father Every time I can’t come I’m like “This is…
I feel like as a Jew, you've gotta mask your horniness in a willingness to procreate. I'm…
Not that my penis is small I've measured it Multiple times And it's a different…
Instagram transcript (Day 14) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUBz3j1lVv3/ Getting my…
#concept #undeveloped In Germany they will put you in prison if you draw a swastika. Well…
#concept #undeveloped Aang is proof that you can backflip over your problems. It's…
A lot of guys don't call their mom enough. Maybe once a month. Me, I call my mom four to…
Sometimes I see a thirst trap on social media and I can't help but think classic guy…
Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your…
Instagram transcript (Day 99) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXgqmLJICwa/ It's hard being…
#concept #undeveloped I believe in aliens but am I the only one that thinks they've…
#concept #undeveloped Do you think if you tell people that you're on your way to therapy,…
Instagram transcript (Day 11) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DT5gUmPiemT/ I had a dream…
Instagram transcript (Day 94) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXTbRdgiZ9I/ A really good…
Instagram transcript (Day 98) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXeDWebjRga/ Might be so…
#concept #undeveloped Theo Vonn had Tony Robbins on his podcast And now there are…
Wet dreams are cool because I wake up as soon as I come. That’s like the reverse of what…
Here are some excuses to look at the girl's butt "Oh, you have some schmuts on there let…
#concept #undeveloped I've been finding made in China tags on everything I own. Sometimes…
#concept #undeveloped - Hot nurse is rubbing jelly and an ultrasound wand on some balls -…
#concept #undeveloped Comedian who's a mohel on the side. Great character. Late night…
#concept #undeveloped You think mohels followed their dreams? Like a kid who wants to be…
#concept #undeveloped I like to count my calories It's a great way to understand why I'm…
Instagram transcript (Day 88) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXD_y2DEg5K/ If you are an…
#concept #undeveloped As a kid I didn't want people meeting my parents because I was…
Instagram transcript (Day 67) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWLwn6_gd_U/ I want to train…
#concept #undeveloped You can say you're from the future because I won't believe you —…
Instagram transcript (Day 89) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXHAMTvCAgu/ Like I work at…
Instagram transcript (Day 2) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTibvfkjSdM/ The Maduro…
Instagram transcript (Day 58) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV0N_uMAKnE/ Wanna hear a…
Instagram transcript (Day 57) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVxjNyugX5L/ They say if you…
#concept #undeveloped There's this Jewish tradition where you put rocks on the your dead…
Instagram transcript (Day 24) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUbwD6kDVlt/ I know I would…
#concept #undeveloped I want to get a dog, but I don't know if it's worth the risk. Like…
Instagram transcript (Day 28) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUlL-GElXoA/ Say that as a…
Thank god for autocorrect or I would never be able to spell acquaintance. craziest thing…
#concept #undeveloped I have a clown friend who dated a supermodel But one day he…
#concept #undeveloped The reverse strip tease Come out mostly naked and come out each…
#concept #undeveloped I don't like going to the dentist for the same reason I don't like…
Instagram transcript (Day 49) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVdCeWVCQbr/ Waking up this…
Instagram transcript (Day 38) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVAaJPZAgyH/ When people…
#concept #undeveloped Super Thorough Dick Strenuous I recently went on a date with a…
#concept #undeveloped Golden bachelor casting director reviewing the first round of…
Instagram transcript (Day 84) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW50kK3gt8g/ This is my…
#concept #undeveloped Isn't it interesting that Johnny Bravo sort of modeled today's…
Instagram transcript (Day 26) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUgRBmdjJP2/ I learned…
Instagram transcript (Day 31) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUt8MvrlNkI/ Hate when…
I've been thinking about pretending to be bisexual to get a job at a pro DEI corporation.…
I hope the sex robots look like those coco delivery robots would be cool to have sex with…
Instagram transcript (Day 81) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWyHOrUjhaX/ Not a big fan…
Instagram transcript (Day 64) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWDe8PeE9A4/ You want to…
Instagram transcript (Day 50) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVfrwUGlBk3/ You're not like…
#concept #undeveloped I've heard that women have less orgasms than men But can't women…
Instagram transcript (Day 20) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUQhVHHj-kS/ I had a dream…
#concept #undeveloped If you watch porn you're a cuck If you don't think that's true Just…
#concept #undeveloped Being raised by immigrants is hard but being raised by people…
Instagram transcript (Day 61) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV8CH_CARRZ/ This is my…
Instagram transcript (Day 80) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DWvwig2ijgL/ I think…
#concept #undeveloped Great place. Teaches kids about the real world. Fun games don't win…
#concept #undeveloped It's weird because a lot of people who work there went through the…
I think I might be a prude. I can only get off in missionary — I've got this fetish It's…
#concept #undeveloped I know what I'm dressing up as this Halloween I'm dressing up as a…
Instagram transcript (Day 30) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUrgUgTjJPk/ I think the…
#concept #undeveloped I want to be a rabbi or a pastor just so I can have hot sex that I…
#concept #undeveloped I'll call my therapist crying about something And my psychiatrist…
Instagram transcript (Day 83) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW3SorMFN5Q/ It takes me a…
The townspeople like to talk about even if they haven't seen them Many men have died in…
Instagram transcript (Day 82) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW0pndBjeEJ/ If I had a…
I like to compare my sex life to the career of a French language movie star. Not super…
I matched with a trans woman on hinge Dw it's nothing weird I don't agree with them…
#concept #undeveloped Losing all charisma and saying you're a virgin and you wanna have…
Instagram transcript (Day 42) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVKvCJTDcAU/ Cups in the…
I lost my virginity to a rabbi Wait, sorry That's wrong. I lost my virginity to a Rabbi's…
Worst part about being circumcised is walking around knowing I can't undo it so take it…
#concept #undeveloped I tried ghosting my AI girlfriend but I couldn't. There's no where…
#concept #undeveloped Any Jews in here? Alright let's get into it. Who did your…
#concept #undeveloped I started ordering Dominos when I'm lazy and my roommate gained 5…
I'd date a comic but my penis doesn't work right now and I don't need everyone to know…
The truth will not set you free truth will tie you up because you’ve been a bad bad girl
#concept #undeveloped I had to quit smoking weed Because I learned You can have negative…
I have a good relationship with my managers because I love kissing ass. Sorry- I meant…
Age is just a number Unless you’re an 1000 year old vampire. Then it’s a pretty big…
Gorilla glue then gorilla tape. What's next? Gorilla couples counseling? For the toughest…
if I had a cigarette for every time I quit smoking cigarettes, I'd smoke that cigarette
I recently found out that Doctor Strange isn’t a gynecologist.
I can maim 2 birds with one stone