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I'm really upset about this wife thing And the thing is

I have no wife!

— Dating is tough. Meeting the right person for you takes time and you've gotta meet some people who just aren't looking for you. Some women are looking for a guy in finance, 6'5", blue eyes

— But I've met some women I thought could be my wife

I bought a ring, a nice ring

And I proposed to this one woman — a tall woman

And she said the ring was too small

I proposed to a short woman,

And she said the ring was too big!

So I found a woman who was the same height as me

And she said I was too short!