Obsidian Bases

Bases

145 notes across 4 vault queries

Posted

102 notesposted.base

Name	Topic	Day
faking orgasms as a man	—	—
wet dreams	—	—
Area rug	—	01
maduro vaccine	—	02
Eucalyptus	—	03
Goosebumps	—	04
Louder sex	—	05
Female Run Club	—	06
Polyamorous Cowboy	—	07
married to an idea	—	08
chasidish gloryhole	—	09
going down on the street	—	10
jackie chan dream chinese voice	—	11
nano penis micro	—	12
Spiders	—	13
step family porn steps in	—	14
winter fight new york catch these mittens choked out wearing scarf	—	15
She Comes First	all-boys school, sex ed, books	16
day 17 transcript unavailable	—	17
timeshare polyamorous	—	18
safe sex mattress floor monster	—	19
harvest organs dream	—	20
all penises created equal	—	21
taking a bullet	—	22
hair loss finasteride ED	—	23
suppository keep my hair	—	24
lapped by divorced friends mario kart	—	25
republicans therapy greenland	—	26
masculine urges epstein files	—	27
post nut clarity refractory	—	28
plateau beautiful	—	29
wolf three little piggies koala	—	30
smell their finger	—	31
tried being gay all boys jewish school	—	32
friend zone quicksand	—	33
pimple date left side	—	34
six foot two three kids trench coat	—	35
N word pass	—	36
dirty talk for the homies	—	37
daddy issues called daddy in bed	—	38
sex dreams accountant	—	39
jump puddle skipping basketball	—	40
time traveler age of consent	—	41
cups in the audience	—	42
passive aggressive choked autoerotic	—	43
silly putty magnetic magneto	—	44
sunset with homies masculine	—	45
sex when older deathbed	—	46
cologne airport pickup	—	47
Bike vasectomy	—	48
waking up parents divorce	—	49
automotive talking blown	—	50
friends juggling act	—	51
is my chest hair pubes?	—	52
last name mendelovits translates jewish	—	53
choked autoerotic israel palestine pickup	—	54
Chest hair	—	55
anal beads schrodingers	—	56
picture audience naked	—	57
manager kiss ass eat ass	—	58
Orgy rsvp	—	59
favour dont mention it	—	60
old jewish man late to orgy	—	61
photographic memory	—	62
beta cuck alpha cuck	—	63
stewardess spirit airlines toothy	—	64
treating your body like a temple	—	65
irs audit vape earrings gum	—	66
ai epstein files unethical	—	67
ai sixth finger crimes	—	68
girlfriend if i was a worm	—	69
Dentist blow job	—	70
comparison thief of joy babies flamethrower	—	71
jewish circumcised run with scissors	—	72
antidepressants cant climax mastered art	—	73
allergic cats exposure therapy	—	74
dmt god calling women lsd hike	—	75
papa johns pizza bong grip	—	76
couldnt rise to occasion middle east	—	77
big spoon little spoon spork	—	78
tie a knot climbers shibari	—	79
believe finish sentence interesting	—	80
mechanical bull someone's wife	—	81
cigarette every time quit smoking	—	82
takes me a while to come	—	83
jewish cloud nimbostratus	—	84
hugging tall men	—	85
break from dating cockroach	—	86
Virgin Joseph	—	87
nice to bartenders spit in mouth	—	88
dispensaries bartender recommendation	—	89
women cancel dates socks christmas	—	90
circumcision baby wine blacked out	—	91
Virginity is like a foreskin	virginity, foreskin, family's favorite joke	92
Parents call while touching yourself	masturbation, parents, phone calls	93
surgeon friend brisk	—	94
swimming running shark hot hinge	—	95
deserving a woman I don't deserve	—	96
juggling school no balls hands model	—	97
soft butt of a joke 16 handles	—	98
hard being hot tempting sin mid	—	99
caffeine talk to people	—	100

Tried

11 notestried.base

Name	Status	Topic	Days Ago
Ryan gosling & ana de armas	—	—	66d
The Staten Island room job	—	—	73d
Why I can't get hard	—	—	57d
born again jews	—	—	57d
dating a tattoo artist	—	—	58d
dick calculus	—	—	74d
fantasy football vs dungeons and dragons	—	—	74d
ryan gosling is responsible for our sins	—	—	74d
sex ed and pornhub	—	—	73d
virginity foreskin	—	—	39d
waymo ghosts	—	—	73d

Untried

21 notesuntried.base

Name	Tags
Better man	health
Dr strange	one-liner
Giving women the ick and wanting it back	—
Manager and eating ass	one-liner
Real estate	—
Sex robots and delivery robots	—
Spite condom	—
The future of erectile dysfunction jokes	—
age is just a number	one-liner
birds and stones	—
body count	—
faking your death	—
for every time I've quite smoking cigarettes	—
looking at a butt and having a realization	—
my jokes are 5 minutes fast	—
my penis doesn't work	one-liner
spellcheck and autocorrect	one-liner
tattoos vs circumcisions	—
temptations of the flesh	—
the truth will set you free	—
wet dreams	one-liner

Mush

14 notesmush.base

Name	Topic	Days Ago
1% better	—	75d
Biking horse lane	biking, horses, LA, cyclists	40d
Cosby time travel	time travel, Bill Cosby, Hitler, roofies	39d
Crowd pleaser	movie reviews, sexual innuendo	40d
Deserve to marry	marriage, self-worth, paradox	40d
Finger licking good	—	40d
My dad used to hit me	—	73d
Parents call while touching yourself	masturbation, parents, phone calls	23d
Stepmom pornography	porn, stepmom, Jewish school, innocence	40d
Uber quiet mode	Uber, cops, police brutality, social skills	40d
You're the man	compliments, gender, sex, cumming fast	40d
condoms as a symbol of hope	—	71d
dirty talk for the homies	—	23d
pretending to be bisexual so I can get a job at a company that likes DEI	—	70d