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Would take a bullet for somebody else. Thanks, Bob.

Appreciate you. But I wouldn't take a bullet for myself.

No. So, if anybody ever holds a gun to my head and they say, hey, we're going to shoot you.

I'm like, no, no, no. Shoot this guy and I'll jump in front of that bullet.

We both get what we want.

>I’m afraid of getting shot, but I’d take a bullet for someone else. Because that’s heroic. There’s nothing heroic in taking a bullet for yourself. That’s why if anybody ever has a gun to my head. I’m gonna be like “Nono. Shoot this guy, and I’ll jump in front of the bullet. Boom bang, everyone is happy.”

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I'm kind of a hero

I'd take a bullet for someone else

(but I wouldn't take a bullet for myself)

Way better than taking a bullet for myself,

which is just known as "getting shot"

You get shot, it was either: - you're fault - wrong place wrong time

You get shot and people are like: "oh what a tragedy. wrong place wrong time"

but you take a bullet for someone else and everyone is like "HERO"

reverse human shield: so what I do is, whenever I'm somewhere dangerous (i.e. ANYWHERE) I travel with a reverse human shield

someone wants to shoot me? I'm like

"nono, shoot THIS guy, and I'll just in front of the bullet. win-win"

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