Daily Practice
Focus
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Keep Developing
5 notesThese are explicitly marked as developing. Write more, find the angle, get them to tried.
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a…
I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any…
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This…
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on…
Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there.…
Almost There
11 notesTried or potluck-tested — one good performance from stage ready. Polish and promote.
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a…
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant…
I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to…
Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well…
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap"…
Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can…
In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because…
I think if somebody licks their fingers at the table, you gotta lick your fingers too path a: You…
Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if…
Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like…
I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole…
Hidden Gems
20 notes100+ words, no status — this material has volume. Review it, assign a status, decide what to do with it.
One-Liners > A bunch of stuff that either qualifies or is close to a one-liner. Compiled from 35+…
Sex & Dating — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I…
Misc & Absurdist — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated…
Jewish School — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by…
New Material: April 27 – May 10, 2026 A digest of all new writing in the two weeks leading up to…
Health & Body — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by…
Relationships — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by…
Dating Apps & Being Single — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea,…
Politics & Culture — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated…
Thursday and the Staten Island story Story premise: The time I went to Staten Island for a…
Meta-Comedy — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I…
City Life — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by…
Recurring Themes and Patterns This article maps the cross-cutting obsessions, structural moves, and…
Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed.…
Future and Sci-Fi Bits The "Jew from the Future" persona is one of David's most fully realized…
You guys ever look at someone's butt And think Maybe the reason I don't have a good relationship…
Self-Deprecation and Insecurity David's comedy persona is built around a specific kind of…
Sex and Dating The largest thematic area by note count. David's comedy persona is earnest, horny,…
Best Ideas — Curated These are the most developed, most promising, and most distinctive concepts…
ADHD and Mental Health A deeply personal category with some of the most developed, layered…
Expand These
15 notesUnder 30 words — raw sparks that need writing. Pick one and go.
#concept #undeveloped Being raised by immigrants is hard but being raised by…
#concept #undeveloped Great place. Teaches kids about the real world. Fun games…
Instagram transcript (Day 82) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW0pndBjeEJ/ If I…
I think I might be a prude. I can only get off in missionary — I've got this…
Instagram transcript (Day 83) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DW3SorMFN5Q/ It…
Instagram transcript (Day 42) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVKvCJTDcAU/ Cups…
#concept #undeveloped I'll call my therapist crying about something And my…
I matched with a trans woman on hinge Dw it's nothing weird I don't agree with…
The townspeople like to talk about even if they haven't seen them Many men have…
#concept #undeveloped I want to be a rabbi or a pastor just so I can have hot…
#concept #undeveloped Losing all charisma and saying you're a virgin and you…
I lost my virginity to a rabbi Wait, sorry That's wrong. I lost my virginity to…
Worst part about being circumcised is walking around knowing I can't undo it so…
I like to compare my sex life to the career of a French language movie star.…
#concept #undeveloped I tried ghosting my AI girlfriend but I couldn't. There's…