> Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by ---. Source file noted.

I don't mean to brag but I have 4 unread messages on hinge

Took me a whole month

Source: Monday 8-18-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I like when I'm talking to a woman and she'll ask me what my astrological sign is

Because I like that woman is talking to me

Take a little bit more seriously

I like that she's trying to figure me out

I don't care that she's doing it using the stars

I care that she's interested

Sure she's trying to solve the complex math equation with an abacus and she's not gonna be able to because I am complex, but I appreciate that she cares

Plus I think when somebody asks you "what's your sign"

It's just them saying they're interested.

And how much less alarming weight and saying I'm interested in you

Source: Monday 9-9-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I like to flirt with women not because I want to say yes

But because I just want them to feel seen

I don't mean that like I don't wanna add to like the harassment that we experience

But I treat them like I would want to be treated

Like I did my hair today and nobody's complimented at once

I made these earrings and nobody has said anything

And you know, Mail privilege is pretty great

Because something that guys have the girls don't have

Is that we can compliment you and not worry about you flirting with us back

I think part of the reason the women are afraid of flirting with men is that they know

They're good he's gonna sleep back

There's good Ari's gonna flirt back and then they just gonna open up this can of worms

But guys, we can compliment you and not have to really worry at all that it's gonna go somewhere

And that's why I get mad when guys compliment women expecting something back

It's literally a male superpower to be able to give a compliment with no strings attached because you can't force them to be strings

Source: Saturday 8-3-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I love when women cancel dates

Its a compliment

They know I'll bounce back

It's like getting socks for Christmas. I didn't want it but it's for the best

Source: Monday 8-18-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Whenever I meet someone I like

I tell them I want to wait until we have sex

So I schedule a date at the DMV

Source: Monday 10-6-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

One of my favorite things to do on a date is ask her what her icks are

And then I immediately start doing them

It's brilliant really

Because hopefully she gets it's a joke and now

Whenever I do those things, she'll think I'm fucking about

"Haha look at you simping over me. I see you joking around"

—> Watch me burp really loudly

Source: Monday 2-2-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I met a girl recently and it was short lived. I was sure it would work out you know but she ended things. And I think that was a good thing because she had a cat. And I'm allergic to cats.

And if I'm crazy about a girl, I'll deal with a cat. I'll be like "I don't need to breath"

If I can fake an orgasm, I can fake being able to breathe.

All I have to do is outlive the cat right?

Or maybe the cat just disappears one day "have you seen the cat?" "You had a cat?"

I can also take so many allergy pills my starts to need anti-anti-histamines.

Source: Monday 1-19-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

New years was embarrassing

I tried finding someone to kiss

I was talking to 2 girls and one invited me to dance and I literally had to work up the nerve to find them and ask.

But I messed up and said: "I was hoping one of you would be my kiss"

Yeah that isn't something you want to say:

And this isn't even something I feel like is worth confessing. Like I'd go to a confessional and the priest and he would be like "there is no amount of Hail Marys that can make up for that Hail Mary"

The priest would be like: "it's men like you that are the reason Mary was a virgin for so long" Like bam straight to hell "You have given god the Ick"

Source: Thursday 1-1-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Saw this girl on hinge

She was 20 but that's not important

My standards aren't standard

They're variable

For example

Today I hate myself and I'd date a 20 year old

That's too young to believe in god.

1st: if you're a Christian and non-monogamous we have way too much faith in Jesus

Jesus died for your sins

He died for your sin, your sins of polyamory

Source: Thursday 1-1-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

A lot of men will lie on the dating apps about their height

Like they'll say they're 6ft tall When they're not

And I lie too just about everything else

Just in the opposite direction.

Like I'm 5'9" - Don't check But on the dating apps, I'm 5'4"

And that's easier than putting 5'9" because sometimes I worry I'm actually 5'8"

Source: Sunday 2-15-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

It's January, and There are tickets selling for Valentine's Day

How presumptuous for you to think that you wont be single in a month.

A month is a long time.

We could find out that that you were on the Epstein files, and if you're relationship survives that, you're dating ghislaine maxwell

You couldn't survive no nut November.

You think you'll last a month

If you're single now, the fact that you think you'll be cuffed by valentine's day is absurd

You're not a couple. You're 2 people who are alone on a day that the cost of everything is inflated to prey on men who don't want their wives to leave them.

Just wait until the next day to do something. Buy a bunch of chocolates

Oh she's not happy with twice the amount of chocolate because you got it cheaper?

Source: Sunday 1-25-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

My New Year's resolution this year to introduce myself to all the people I'm afraid of talking to

So if I introduce myself to you, it's because

I'm afraid of you

And if I don't it's because I'm not afraid of you

Source: Saturday 1-10-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I think it's crazy that we have dating apps on our phones and then when I go to the bathroom, I can kind of shoot my shot with like at least a half a dozen women

It's not a productive unless I've told somebody I love them

Sunday—> You can do so much with your phone on the toilet. I read, I play chess, I tell random women on hinge that I love them

Source: Sunday 1-25-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I'm so afraid I'll send somebody a cringy text that I just don't send texts

When I'm scheduling with a girl I won't text the first thought

I'll meditate for an hour until my mind is totally blank

And then I'll text here:

"I've reached nirvana. We don't need to go out"

—> I'm not only anxious about texting women, I'm nervous about voice memos too. I don't get how people are so confident about being able to send voice memos. I have never been happy with something that's come out of my mouth. I'm rarely even happy with the things that go into my mouth.

Source: Sunday 1-25-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Have you ever run into an ex Situationship and realized how sad it is?

Much different than running into an ex

Like why have I been thinking about you so much?

We only went out for two weeks and I know we tried to anal, but nothing makes sense

Source: Friday 12-19-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I'm afraid of the L train because sometimes it gets stuck with another train in front of it and I'm afraid I'm going to be stuck watching breakdancers for a while

Worse, I'm afraid of actually starting to like it

Because I'm broke and I can't support a breakdancer

—> It's like, the reason I wear a condom is so I don't bring any breakdancers into this world

Source: Monday 1-26-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I've been thinking about seeing this woman who sells timeshares for a living.

But she insists on being polyamorous.

—> and I insist on not being a cuck, and she responds, just don't be there when the others are there.

—> but at least she pays for dinner

—> How crazy is that to practice ethical non monogamy when you sell timeshares which entirely non monogamous

Source: Sunday 1-25-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Don't you hate when you're hitting on a woman and she tells you she has a boyfriend?

Me too

But tonight a girl told me she has a girlfriend and I loved that

She got what I was putting out there and she has a girlfriend and for a moment I thought not

But the next moment I thought "that's so awesome that we don't have to hide that stuff"

—> A woman told me she couldn't go out because she already had a girlfriend and I respected that, finished our conversation and went home feeling like a normal person

Source: Sunday 2-1-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I was going down on the street the other day

And

I used a dental damn

Because I may be a giver, but the streets of New York are dirty

I know they've been on those streets

Source: Sunday 1-18-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I don't mean to brag but I am sad. That's right.

I can feel emotions.

Take that, stoic men who sleep on the floor because they are sigma grind setters

Source: Tuesday 10-21-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I only ask for advice on texting girls when it's too late

Source: Sunday 2-15-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I've been yearning like crazy

Yearning is like the moist of wanting

It's gross. Everywhere I go I see something I want

Like at a comedy club I see, stage time

And I see comedians who have something I want

I see women and think about how I want someone in my life like that

I see movies and think, I want to make that

I see men with abs and think, I want that- abs, I mean

I see beautiful women and think, I want that, whatever she's having

Like it's weird walking around and physically aching because you want everything

Source: Sunday 2-15-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I'm not anymore afraid of women. I read books on how to talk to women

Source: afraid of womenThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Any insecure folks here? Not me. I'm hella secure

I say that as a challenge to all the women out there, because I know. I know that even if I'm secure, I'm like an unlocked bank vault to a woman. Women will look at a married man, crack their knuckles and proceed to rob him of his fidelity like he was a treasonous Edward Snowden.

and every man will happily give it up

Source: Secure manThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I'm so insecure that if you hired the cyber security company, run a penetration test

They wouldn't even do any text stuff. They were just bringing a strap on and suggest they could put it inside of me.

If you wanna run a penetration test on a man

Hi, pretty lady have her suggest that he gets pegged

He either likes pegging, or he is horribly insecure

—

Being insecure as a man is a plague of the modern age.

It's hard to be tall enough or have enough money or just be okay with the fact that our parents were busy doing cocaine in the 70s,80s, & 90s, and our adolescent years have been spent working to pay rent.

Our parents did cocaine and owned homes.

I snorted nasanex and I ride my bike everywhere

Source: Being insecure as a manThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.