> Auto-generated index of all bit files. Extracted from Apple Notes dated files and topic files. > Last updated: 2026-04-04

| Theme | File | Bit Count | |-------|------|-----------| | All-boys Jewish private school, rabbis, circumcision, Jewish identity, bar mitzvah, kosher | Jewish-School | ~38 bits | | Sex acts, performance anxiety, ED, condoms, kegels, physical intimacy | Sex-Dating | ~42 bits | | Hinge, Tinder, rejection, being single, meeting women | Dating-Apps-Being-Single | ~30 bits | | Bike riding, ADHD meds, finasteride, ED drugs, working out, appearance, hair loss | Health-Body | ~32 bits | | NYC vs LA, subway, neighbors, bike riding in city, pedestrians | City-Life | ~17 bits | | Girlfriends, exes, parents, estranged dad, mom, family dynamics | Relationships | ~31 bits | | Bits about being a comedian, open mics, the craft, audiences | Meta-Comedy | ~18 bits | | Israel/Palestine, antisemitism, USSR, Idiocracy, tech culture, politics | Politics-Culture | ~25 bits | | Juggling, acrobatics, physical comedy, circus references in bits | Physical-Comedy-Circus | ~7 bits | | Weird/surreal premises, random observations, AI, dreams, pop culture | Misc-Absurdist | ~55 bits |

Total bits extracted: ~295

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- Dividers used in source files: `—`, `—-`, `——`, `-—` (em dashes and hyphen combos) - `—>` lines are annotations kept with their parent bit - Some files are open mic transcriptions — joke content extracted where found - Fragments of 1-2 words were skipped - Wednesday 2-12-26.md did not exist; Wednesday 2-12 mic.md was read instead - Sex and Dating.md, I'm a beginner comedian.md, I'm a guy.md did not exist in vault