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So a lot of my friends have been very supportive about me doing comedy

But when they find out, I can juggle

They say they usually say something like

"That's so cool. you should work juggling into your act"

And that is a very nice way to say that they don't really like my comedy

I mean, I appreciate that. They're trying to help me impress more people up here.

But it just feels kind of like

I'm acting and they should say you probably be pretty good at politics

Or I play basketball and be like hey man, you would make a great dribbler

Or I'm like a therapist and they're like be like you should actually be a physical therapist or a massage therapist

You're very handsome but have you considered wo

Source: Monday 3-2-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

If you want to cheer yourself up

Picture 2 t-Rex's going at it

And the guy just can't reach

Now picture them in missionary

This should Be sexual for you

"Choke me"

(Act like Dino) "I can't reach"

And If you're a kid

Just think of T. rex playing mini golf and how good he would be at it

Source: Friday 8-22-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I think some people think I need to wear the helmet for my own safety even when I'm not on the bike

Source: Monday 8-18-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Act out of him as an Olympic diver

I remember reading that he used to use a trampoline as cardio (trampoline act out)

Source: Thursday 2-5-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

I don't like that I skipped because a man should never be seen skipping. Doesn't matter if it looks like you're walking on air

I don't like when people see me skip

Because I'm really good at it

I get some serious height swing my arms real well

And the problem is is that if you're a person

If you're a person and you see me skip it looks like I really enjoy it

It looks like I skip all the time

I have enough trouble, convincing people that I'm masculine

As soon as people see me skip it's an uphill battle

I've got to be like

I come from a tough family and the only way that I could prove myself to my peers was by being really good at basketball

Source: Wednesday 2-18-26This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.

Having some guys are afraid to go to dinner by themselves or go to the movies by themselves because they think it's sad

But it can get so much worse

Play I think you could do whatever you want alone as long as it's not riding a horse drawn carriage

If you are riding a horse, Ron carriage by yourself

And you're not getting paid to do it

You went wrong somewhere

It's time to start working on yourself

This is a sign that you can't be trusted as a single person

Because riding a horse drawn carriage by yourself is rock bottom

Source: Saturday 8-3-25This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.