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April 2026
14 notesHave you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're…
Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just…
I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell…
I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole crowd. The…
I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related…
I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip…
Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as…
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot…
Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in…
In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an…
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in…
A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the…
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin.…
Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called…
March 2026
10 notesPremise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old.…
Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there. Versions v1 — raw…
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends…
Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish…
Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies…
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel,…
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals…
Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got…
Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom…