Women with cats

Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into allergy exposure therapy — getting a little bit of cat injected into you for love.

Apple Notes/Women with cats

I'm allergic to cats, so when I meet a woman and I find out she has a cat, I need to make a decision about whether or not this woman is worth giving up air.

The amount of times I've met a woman so breathtaking.

I've thought about — picture her — the woman worth suffocating for. Is it the woman next to you?

What's the hardest thing you've had to give up for a woman.

For me, it was my fear of talking to women.

I think every man should give up porn for the woman in their lives. Or if they're poly, the women in their lives.

Jesus fucking Christ, I don't even comprehend how a man can watch porn and please multiple women in sequence. Maybe it's possible in tandem.

Sometimes I meet a woman so beautiful, that I consider going back to the allergist for that exposure treatment where they expose you to the thing you're allergic to for a few months.

It's called allergy exposure therapy. It works by introducing tiny, controlled amounts of the allergen into the patient's body. This can be done through injections, sublingual drops, or other methods. Over time, the immune system becomes accustomed to the allergen, reducing the intensity of allergic reactions.

So I'm getting a little bit of cat injected into me for love.

Where do they get the injectable cat? I don't ask those questions. I assume it's inhumane.

Petting a cat? They don't want that.

Diamonds are inhumane. If you get a DeBeers diamond ring, you funded the continued indentured servitude of a young man who weighs 40lbs.

I know it's inhumane because they charge 150.00 a visit.

So I think if I wanted to save money, I would just take a whiff of cat.

But they say that in addition to the exposure therapy, you can treat allergies by:

- Bathing your pet frequently - Establishing a pet-free zone

Have you ever tried removing your cat from the bedroom while you're having sex? We did once and since I only have sex during an awkward silence, we heard the cat over my quiet orgasms.

- Removing carpeting and other dander-attracting furnishings

We can only date if you don't have carpets. That's not even unreasonable.

- Replacing bedding, sheets, blankets, and other bedcovers

As a man, this one was hard.

- Using high-efficiency filters for your air ducts and vacuum

I'm looking for a girl in HVAC.

- The "woman worth suffocating for" framing is strong — lead with it - "Where do they get the injectable cat? I don't ask those questions." — keep the pause there - The bulleted list section (bathing pet, pet-free zone, etc.) is a strong structure — reading from a "doctor's pamphlet" framing could work - "I only have sex during an awkward silence" — this is a buried gem, deserves its own beat - "I'm looking for a girl in HVAC" — strong button for the list section

- Women with boyfriends — same dating/relationships thread - She Comes First — thematic (relationships, men trying to figure it out)