Content Analysis
Themes
24 themes · 47 tagged notes · 324 untagged
bits
10 notesavg 2503 wordsSex & Dating — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I recently learned…
Misc & Absurdist — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by An apple a day…
Jewish School — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I love old Jewish…
Health & Body — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I recently learned…
Relationships — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I'm not on speaking…
Dating Apps & Being Single — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I don't…
Politics & Culture — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by The fall of the…
Meta-Comedy — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by I myself made comedian…
City Life — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by Riding your bike in LA…
Physical Comedy & Circus — Raw Bits > Extracted from dated notes. Each section is one bit/idea, separated by So a lot…
sex
9 notesavg 269 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…
It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…
Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
There are 2 types of men Men who appreciate ryan gosling and ryan gosling scratch that: 1 kind of man -- I’m not gay…
My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me Was she good at faking them Or did I just…
one-liner
8 notesavg 46 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 62) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV-b1JjjMta/ Hey Kobe can I tell you a joke? Yeah. So…
Instagram transcript (Day 59) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DV3Jui7Ej4N/ Can I tell you guys a joke? I got invited to…
Wet dreams are cool because I wake up as soon as I come. That’s like the reverse of what happens when I come in real…
Thank god for autocorrect or I would never be able to spell acquaintance. craziest thing about that joke is I actually…
I'd date a comic but my penis doesn't work right now and I don't need everyone to know that
Age is just a number Unless you’re an 1000 year old vampire. Then it’s a pretty big number
I have a good relationship with my managers because I love kissing ass. Sorry- I meant eating ass.
I recently found out that Doctor Strange isn’t a gynecologist.
jewish
7 notesavg 317 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…
Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…
Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…
I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as a…
concept
6 notesavg 431 wordsThursday and the Staten Island story Story premise: The time I went to Staten Island for a rimjob Tinder subs…
Instagram transcript (Day 48) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/ Been riding my bike a lot since I got back to…
There are 2 types of men Men who appreciate ryan gosling and ryan gosling scratch that: 1 kind of man -- I’m not gay…
Instagram transcript (Day 3) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DTl7SPJD00G/ I like eucalyptus everything. Uh I got…
Schindler's List only has 98% on Rotten Tomatoes How many critics decided that it was a good movie but not good enough?…
I only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high school.. and then I ate cookie crisp…
relationships
6 notesavg 719 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…
Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…
Instagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me Was she good at faking them Or did I just…
adhd
3 notesavg 258 wordsPremise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…
Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug…
Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there. Versions v1 — raw (from…
health
3 notesavg 424 wordsPremise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…
Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…
Whenever I see a hot person, I wanna be a better man. But whether or not that’s a man or a woman I’m willing to do to…
religion
3 notesavg 483 wordsPremise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…
Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…
#premise > If you can get 1 percent better each day for one year, you'll end up thirty-seven times better by the time…
loose-premise
2 notesavg 535 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
I've been thinking about pretending to be bisexual to get a job at a pro DEI corporation. I've been thinking anbout…
self-deprecation
2 notesavg 75 wordsIt takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…
I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…
ai
1 noteavg 349 wordsPremise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…
bars
1 noteavg 44 wordsHave you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…
bicycle
1 noteavg 363 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 48) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DVao_yjjwVV/ Been riding my bike a lot since I got back to…
classic
1 noteavg 64 wordsI only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high school.. and then I ate cookie crisp…
family
1 noteavg 116 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…
index
1 noteavg 559 wordsBits Index — Claude Brain > Auto-generated index of all bit files. Extracted from Apple Notes dated files and topic…
israel
1 noteavg 69 wordsI wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…
longform
1 noteavg 1035 wordsInstagram transcript (Day 37) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DU8gi2giAqf/ I like dirty talk in bed. Uh mostly because I…
masculinity
1 noteavg 0 wordsproven
1 noteavg 65 wordsif something isn't funny, can you please fake it? if you're not familiar faking laughter is a lot like faking an orgasm…
rough
1 noteavg 264 wordsSo one of my favorite parts about stand-up specials is the opening. Which always seems to be like some sort of…
stage-ready
1 noteavg 64 wordsI only eat one cereal for a while. Like I only ate pops for like two years in high school.. and then I ate cookie crisp…
story
1 noteavg 1773 wordsThursday and the Staten Island story Story premise: The time I went to Staten Island for a rimjob Tinder subs…