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Faking orgasms

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My ex girlfriend told me she faked all her orgasms, but they were real to me

Was she good at faking them

Or did I just want to believe?

I really did believe that I made her cum

I believed like I believed in Santa

Like “it’s easy to believe once you see. The real challenge is believing and THEN seeing”

So it really sucked when she sat me down and told me those orgasms we’re fake

Mostly because my parents were there

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