You're the man

Men love being called the man

No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man

He might mind it if you called him "a man" because that feels like a defense somebody uses when they get caught cheating — "I'm just a man"

But "THE man"? In bed, especially in bed.

You guys are going at it. He's taking a while to finish you. Wanna get back to your book? Just call him the man. He'll come so quickly. So quickly you might not even see the cum.

But I haven't figured out compliments for women yet. So far whenever I've called a woman "the woman" I'm met with confusion.

And it won't really mean anything until I figure out how to compliment non-binary people. I can call them "the person" — "they are THE person." Or "a person" which kind of makes them seem like strangers.

- Takes me a while to cum — direct callback/contradiction - She Comes First — cumming theme - Faking orgasms — sexual performance