Sets

adhd, school, drug dealer

Premise Being diagnosed with ADHD at 6 makes no sense — a 6-year-old with ADHD is just a regular 6-year-old. The doctor…

all-boys school, sex ed, books

Instagram transcript (Day 16) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DUG3hogjK7X/ I went to an all-boys Jewish private school…

adhd

Premise Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug…

high school, failure, revenge

Premise Went 0-19 freshman year of wrestling. Dad watched me get pinned in 25 seconds. Two years later, got revenge on…

jewish, career, identity

Premise Arguing with rabbis about God → arguing with code that won't compile. Structurally identical. Mom still doesn't…

bartenders, flirting, spit

Have you heard that sometimes if you're an asshole to them bartenders will spit in your drink Well if you're nice…

being Jewish, mechanics, Israel-Palestine

I wanted to be a mechanic but when they found out I was Jewish they said no They didn't trust me to not snip the tip of…

Jewish private school, one-liner

Jewish private school Stage notes - Callback / transition line into She Comes First material - Can be used as a…

Jewish stereotypes, desperation, sex

I'm Jewish so I would never pay for sex I would beg Stage notes - Misdirect on the "cheap" stereotype, pivot to…

sexual performance, self-deprecation

It takes me a while to cum I sure hope I can do it before the end of this set Stage notes - Plant early in set, payoff…

virginity, foreskin, family's favorite joke

Instagram transcript (Day 92) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXOgtHNlKc4/ Virginity is a lot like a foreskin. If a…

stage fright, sex, misdirect

My legs aren’t shaking because I’m nervous They’re shaking because I’m coming so hard right now Stage notes…

movie reviews, sexual innuendo

I don't get why "crowd pleaser" is a good movie review Slutty if you ask me "We pleased the whole crowd. The front of…

I think if somebody licks their fingers at the table, you gotta lick your fingers too path a: You gotta lick his…

masturbation, parents, phone calls

Instagram transcript (Day 93) https://www.instagram.com/reel/DXRM7k8iFC1/ Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the…

porn, stepmom, Jewish school, innocence

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old…

compliments, gender, sex, cumming fast

Men love being called the man No man wouldn't mind if you called him the man He might mind it if you called him "a man"…

adhd

Premise ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there. Versions v1 — raw (from…

ai, dating apps, therapy

Premise On an AI dating app. It asks "why not?" when you swipe no — which starts to border on therapy. Ends up wanting…

dating, friendship, friend zone

Premise Loves meeting women with boyfriends. No pressure, get to practice listening, get to be a third wheel, get…

dating, allergies, cats

Premise Allergic to cats. When a woman has a cat, have to decide if she's worth giving up air. This spirals into…

houses, fear, NYC vs LA, serial killers

I'm never gonna own a house Not because of the ever-growing wage gap but because I'm afraid of any living space larger…

biking, horses, LA, cyclists

Sometimes drivers will get mad at me for biking on the road even if I have a bike lane. I think they just don't wanna…

time travel, Bill Cosby, Hitler, roofies

I could travel back in time to see Bill Cosby while he was still on TV playing Dr. Huxtable And I would tell him to…

Uber, cops, police brutality, social skills

A while ago Uber added this feature where you can put your preference that you don't wanna talk to the driver. That was…

marriage, self-worth, paradox

I want to work hard so I can become the type of man who deserves to marry a woman he doesn't deserve Related - Better…

masculinity, measuring