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Parents call while touching yourself

jokepremisetriedpostedyear1
Day93
Statustried
Topicmasturbation, parents, phone calls

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Uh you guys ever like masturbate in the middle of touching yourself, your parents call you? Yeah.

Yeah, I gotta I gotta I gotta always send that straight to voicemail because I pick up. I'm just going to come too quickly.

I I'm like nope. People are like, that's so weird that you're saying that.

I mean, I think it's way better than answering the phone and continuing to do it because I'm not stopping. Um

Have you ever been touching yourself and then you get a call from one of your parents?

I'll tap send that shit right to voicemail

I can't talk to them right now I don't wanna cum that fast

So instead I call them about 5 minutes later

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