Stepmom pornography

In sixth grade my friend was talking about pornography — and he used the word "pornography" because to an 11-year-old it sounds sophisticated, like a really cool word.

I didn't know what it was. My classmates made fun of me.

I went home. I asked my stepmom what pornography was.

Only now can I really understand the irony in that statement.

Actually that sounds like a great premise for some stepmom porn. Guy goes up to his stepmother who is far too young for his aged father: "Hey stepmother, what is pornography?" And she's like "I'm so happy you asked. I'd love to explain pornography but I should probably just show you."

The truth is I actually know what porn studio produces step family porn but I don't wanna say it. Wanna retain what little respect you guys might have for me.

So my stepmom tells me porn is disgusting, dirty, nasty, hard-core sexual stuff. She was pretty much saying you should never ever watch it.

In retrospect I feel bad that was her experience because there's a lot of really nice tasteful stuff out there made by women. Pornography made by women is awesome — half the time there are no men involved. The other half of the time there is a real story. And not just the one I tell myself that it's OK that I watched this much of it.

So I go back to school with this information and tell my friend "yeah you know it's hard-core sex" and he just laughed.

This is why I'm so self-conscious in the things I say. I was armed with the wrong information by my parents.

- sex ed and pornhub — sex education through unconventional sources - She Comes First — same innocence-to-sex-knowledge pipeline - Jewish private school tag — sheltered upbringing