Who bullies their drug dealer
Premise
Diagnosed with ADHD at 6 → Adderall prescription → basically the school drug dealer. Who bullies their drug dealer?
Versions
v1 — raw (from Apple Notes/Adhd 1This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.)
I'm a pretty nervous person. I think it's because I got bullied growing up. Which is crazy because I was diagnosed at age 6 with ADHD, which meant I was also the adderall plug. "Who bullies their drug dealer?"
v2 — expanded (from Apple Notes/2 minutesThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.)
I've got ADHD — a learning disability. It makes life hard. But in a privileged way, because Adderall sells itself.
And growing up I got bullied. But that doesn't make sense to me. Who bullies their drug dealer?
I was the plug. I was the chosen one. I was supposed to be safe.
v3 — current stage version
I was diagnosed with ADHD when I was six.
It's a disability. It makes life hard. But in a privileged way — because Adderall sells itself.
And growing up, I got bullied. Which doesn't make sense. Who bullies their drug dealer?
I was the plug. I was the chosen one. I was supposed to be safe.
Stage notes
- Works as an opener — "I was supposed to be safe" is a strong button - "chosen one" gets a laugh on its own, don't rush past it - "disability in a privileged way" needs a beat before "Adderall sells itself"
Callbacks / related
- ADHD is like herpes — can follow directly - All boys Jewish schoolThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all. — same set, fear of women - Apple Notes/adhd 2This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all. - Apple Notes/Adhd side questsThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.
Connections
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