ADHD is like herpes
Premise
ADHD doesn't go away — it's like herpes. And the comparison keeps going from there.
Versions
v1 — raw (from Apple Notes/Adhd 1This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.)
ADHD is like herpes. It doesn't go away.
It's also like herpes in that people look at you weird — but unlike herpes, people look at you weird before they find out. After they find out the truth, they start looking at you more normally, because now they understand.
Both are incurable. Herpes puts the brakes on your sex life. ADHD is like a GPS that only leads you to girls who do performance arts — improv, jazz dance.
v2 — needs tightening
The GPS line is the best part. Everything before it is setup. Consider cutting straight to: "ADHD is like a GPS that only leads you to girls who do improv."
Stage notes
- "jazz dance" gets more than "improv" — specificity - The herpes setup may be too long before the GPS payoff
Callbacks / related
- Who bullies their drug dealer — can precede this - Apple Notes/Adhd 1This file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.
Connections
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