Ryan gosling & ana de armas

There are 2 types of men

Men who appreciate ryan gosling

and ryan gosling

scratch that: 1 kind of man

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I’m not gay but if you put Ryan gosling in a film and play the right music, I’ll seriously start questioning my sexuality, but only until the next movie trailer starring Ana de armas, and blade runner cinematography; then I’m straight again

My sexual orientation is based on the last movie trailer I watched.

I think blade runner 2049 was the perfect movie for men

because it had ryan gosling and ana de armas,

and ryan makes us a little bit gay

and ana de armas? she cancels that out, bringing us back to baseline straightness

which is the straightest you can be. nothing straighter than the x axis

ana de armas - cuban - american citizen - 3 citizenships - probably not on hinge - would she like my jokes? - learned english for her career - googling ana de armas felt weird - hard working professional -

My ex girlfriend used to date a pro football player and that made me so insecure. I think the equivalent of that for men is if my ex was ana de armas

I wanna date ana de armas because that's as close as I'll get to the clout a woman has when she dates a football player