Do you guys know about bidets?

A lot of guys think bidets are gay. Nothing gay about a little water up your ass. It's only gay if you enjoy it. Sometimes I don't even gotta poo.

Let's just rename bidets. Call them bads.

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Source: raw_notes/2026-06-08 workshop with collaboratorThis file never made it to this site. There's some truly random shit I write in my notes and I can't share it all.. Collaborator flagged "enema of my enemy is my friend" as a set-closer. Part of the larger baby-wipes/dude-wipes bathroom arc — see claude-brain/Workshop-June-8-2026 §3.