Eucalyptus

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I like eucalyptus everything. Uh I got eucalyptus shampoo, eucalyptus soap, eucalyptus face wash. And I'm excited for the day that I'm going to run into a koala. Because they're going to see a human but they're going to smell a giant eucalyptus leaf.

The coolest part of using eucalyptus soap is

Koalas love me

I use eucalyptus oil and eucalyptus soap and eucalyptus shampoo

Because I like the idea

Of running into a koala

And confusing them

Because to them I’ll look like a person

But I’ll smell like a giant eucalyptus leaf

Or to a human, like a giant menthol cigarette