all penises created equal
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Day21
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Think all penises are created equal. All penises are literally the same.
It doesn't matter what size they are, what color they are, what girth they are. You can treat every penis the same.
I know because you could take something you learned on another guy and that will work for me. If a girl asks me what I'll like I I like I'd just be like just do to me whatever worked on Jeff.
Guys penises are like that hanging game at the carnival. Just hold on.
Guys are like those action figures off the shelf that have no movable joints. You just put it in your hand and make cool sound effects with your mouth.
Like pew pew pew. Anakin you'll never win.
I have the high ground.