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faking orgasms as a man

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a friend of a friend can't cum because of anti-depressants and to make girls feel better He tells them he learned how to cum without ejaculating

Something about an ancient secret art

It's actually from the bible. It's how the men got around the whole "though shalt not spill thy seed on the earth". That's the bible literally saying, you can cum as long as you don't make a mess

But I think that's beautiful

I actually learned something from this

How to make a woman cum without making her cum


I'm jewish and I didn't masturbate as a kid because my parents believed paper towels were needless and expensive

I'm jewish and I didn't masturbate as a kid because I felt guilty we didn't have paper towels


(and I've also mastered an art of my own) **(yeah and) I can make a woman cum without making her cum**


he tells them he learned an ancient chinese secret art of coming without coming <- discard

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