Spiders

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I'm afraid of spiders. Uh because because I'm afraid I'm going to have to kill again.

It's tough guys. Cuz I like women and women want you to kill every single spider they see.

I've killed so many spiders. That's my way of saying is that I've been in the same room as women quite a bit.

Um yeah nice. Um hell yeah.

So I'm just repeating what you're saying. Um Yeah.

I I don't know. It's it weighs on my conscience too because every time I kill a spider you know they lay a lot of eggs.

So I'm creating like 500 orphans. And I just lay awake at night just wondering like what that must be like I'm creating all these black widows single mothers and all these baby spiders and they they're going to ask why mama what happened to daddy long legs

I'm afraid of spiders because I'm afraid I'm gonna have to kill again.

You know women, they insist that you kill spiders?

I've killed so many spiders.

That's my way of saying is that I've been in the same room with women before.

Not to brag, but.

Just because it has 8 legs? I’d hate to see what you’d do to a centipede - I mean they had potentially 400 legs which is crazy

It's like you know when you're in second grade and the teacher's like I need a big strong man to help me carry these chairs and you're like That's me the spider's like okay yeah, I'll

I'll give up on my ethics.

You know what's tough is that spiders, when they have kids, they lay a lot of eggs at once.

By the time I kill a spider, I'm potentially creating like 20 orphans.

I'm taking that spider.

I'm the one who turns them into black widows.

And they're just there with their baby spiders and their baby spiders are like, Mom, where did daddy long legs go?

It’s a slippery slope

If I get conditioned to just kill things a woman doesn’t like

What if she comes back and is like: I don’t like the neighbor’s dog

So where do we draw the line?

I draw the line at legs

Anything with less than 5 legs, we let live

Dog? Good

Person? Good

Dog missing a leg? Also good?