safe sex mattress floor monster

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I'm a big fan of practicing safe sex. Um by that I mean like to have sex on a mattress that's on the floor.

Because there's no room for a monster under a bed that is literally on the floor. Next time you have sex with a man who has a mattress on the floor, cut him some slack.

Maybe he's reasonably afraid of monsters.