dick calculus

Every men in here has measured his penis, more than once

We’ve all been there

Take a tape measure, or a ruler, or if all else fails, we take our iPhone and use that as a reference and then we google the size of an iPhone

“My dick is at least as big as an iPhone 16. On a good day? iPhone 16 plus”

But I think when it comes to measuring it

We’ve all measured it and been like “am I sure?”

I don’t think men have measured anything twice except for their penis

Me? I think I did it for a different reason. I’m corcumcised, so you know we measured twice to cut once

I measure the area under the curve

Isaac newton? That guy invented calculus-

To measure his penis