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Day54

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That's how you can't when you grow up you learn things about yourself. I learned I love being choked.

Uh I like autoerotic expiation but you know what I like more is when somebody else does it. I don't know my hands are a little too small for me to get hard.

So pickup line okay so I've been using this whenever I see uh a cute woman I wanna go talk to I go up to her and say hey Israel or Palestine. And if she says Palestine I'm like okay let's let's look at Cockpit.

Here's a very compassionate woman. I think this is gonna work out.

She says Israel, skip all of that. I introduce her immediately to my mother.

If she says I don't really like talking about politics I introduce her to my dad and say hey I found the perfect woman for you for me.

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