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I've been having a lot of sex in my dreams. It's not all that's cracked up to be guys.

I'm so tired. I slept 10 hours last night why does it feel like I didn't sleep I think it's because we're not just having sex in my dreams we're having full-blown relationships like here's the dream I I met with somebody I used to have a relationship with she's in the hospital I don't care I'm on her side of the class I'm like if you're sick I'm sick and she's like why did you wait so long to to get in touch with me and I'm like I did I texted you on Sunday by the way this is February 15th, 11 hours after Valentine's Day and she's like ah you know I deleted your number because things ended so well and then and then and then it's just like it's like a montage in our dreams like I propose we get married we have kids I'm looking at my new born baby boy I'm just thinking I'm a change man forever fast forward you know parenting is hard I'm not getting any sleep in my dreams fast forward our kids are going off to college we're thinking oh my gosh this is what our marriage needed fast forward a little bit things aren't looking too good for our marriage he's cheating on me with our accountant and that I just didn't know how evil our accountant was because he could see exactly the financial troubles that we were having and he just saw his opportunity and he left as as I am.

I honestly game recognizes game. Fast forward, I'm I'm having a lot of trouble guys.

I'm spending all my money on sex workers. My kids won't talk to me because there's a new prostitute at our house every time they come to see me.

Man, I have a lot of sex in my dreams even more than before but it's not good sex. I I admit I have a problem.

I go to the 12-step rooms. Guess who's there?

Sex addicts anonymous. It's my wife, my ex wife.

Turns out we were struggling with the same thing all along. Fast forward, things are looking up.

We're looking to rekindle the relationship and then I wake up feeling like I didn't sleep at all.

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