anal beads schrodingers

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Weird no I don't know I think anal beads have ruined regular beads for me I moved into a place there were beads on the floor and I was like I don't know should I pick them up it could just be a necklace it could

Anal beads ruined regular beads for me

I can't look at regular beads anymore

I moved into this place and there were these… what I think was a beaded necklace, but I couldn't be sure

So there are just these beads on the floor, and I won't know what they are until I pick them up

And smell them

Schrodinger's anal beads?

— If anal beads broke, that would suck if you're also ANAL about it