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tattoos vs circumcisions

jokeyear1

My dad was mad when I got my first tattoo

and that's not fair

because he had me circumcised

I would much rather my son come home with a tattoo than come home circumcised

because If my teenage son came home with a tattoo, I know what I'd do.

I'd tell him his tattoo is cringe and he can get it removed if he pays for it

I'd be like. Cool show me.

but if one day my son, comes home with a circumcision,

Can't do that
Best
we're gonna have to have a talk about how he's gotta stop hanging trout
I guess I'm just gonna have to stop asking him to show me
what am I gonna be "where's the foreskin?! if we put it on ice we "

--> my dad he did say: "just hide when we go visit my parents"


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