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Day95

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I've been working out a lot recently and I don't need to blag so consider this complaint it sucked. Really hard.

Um one of the things I've been doing is I've been swimming every day and I don't enjoy it. But I do think it'll come in really handy if I ever get chased by a shark in the water.

Um another thing I've been doing is I've been running every day which actually does come in handy. You know uh when you're being chased by a shark uh on land.

Um and I think it's working like I think deadly I'm getting a little bit more hot but not hot enough. Like I don't know I'm hot enough when I'm so hot that people like they'll congratulate me for staying faithful.

Like I wanna be so hot that people won't even get mad if they found out I cheat. I I wouldn't that's how hot I wanna be.

Like I wanna be so hot that people are okay with me being a bad person and then when they find out I'm a good person they hate me even more. Like so hot that people say it's handsome squidward looks like me that would instead of the other way around um okay Speaking I would just like to be hot enough that I make it onto the hinge standout section.

I don't know what those men look like. Uh so I think for now it's still possible.

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