hugging tall men

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Hugs are good for men. I think I could use more hugs.

I got one condition. I would refuse to hug a tall man.

I don't want to feel that safe. You guys know what I'm talking about, right?

When you hug a really tall man and Yeah, I don't want to do that because then I'm going to go back to feeling unsafe a moment later. If you're a tall man, you're hugging me.

No, Imma hold on for a little bit.

I can't hug tall men because I don't wanna feel safe

just to feel unsafe a moment later

if you're tall and you hug me, you better know I'm counting to 5, and slowly too

If you're tall enough to give me a reach around over the top, don't touch me

I don't an embrace that warm

If you're tall enough to put your chin over my forehead, we're two puzzle pieces. I'm not leaving. I'll never leave. — then I'm the guy holding the hug too long.

My strategy hugging a tall guy: get on my tippy toes, chin up — let's just make it a kiss instead. (ran this as a clown bit at a circus festival — pre-arranged a tall volunteer, delayed the hug into a quick peck)

Being hugged by a tall man is like being hugged by a woman with really big boobs — I'm getting sandwiched, taken from all sides, from the top.

> Collaborator: the "I don't want to feel that safe" line was the biggest laugh — don't make the biggest laugh first; sandwich it; if a back beat is the biggest, end there.