The future of erectile dysfunction jokes

I feel like I have a lot to say about erectile dysfunction

Because I’m a man and I like talking about things I don’t know anything about

I’ve heard it’s pretty bad yeah sometimes audiences. Don’t really get on my side when they talk about it. I think they feel like I’m attacking them.

And I am

Pretty fucking shameful if you ask me, why don’t you just go have some Molly and Viagra like a fucking adult?

Yeah, I think part of the issue is

It’s timing like it’s just gonna get worse and I think I need to wait until it gets worse to bring up the material out

Like in the future, there’s really only gonna be like one percent of men if we can get hard.

And I’ll be able to make jokes like hey don’t you ever like get hard and realize oh my gosh, I’m part of the 1% is good

It’s good to be rich

Like I’ll just be able to talk about how you’re gonna hate me guys but the other day I got a heart on

And my sperm did not make it in. I’m still not having a kid.

Turns out getting hard doesn’t mean that you’re sperm is viable

No one’s gonna be able to have biological children we’re just gonna end up adapting

Fucking closed down the homeless shelters

And I’ll be sad cause I’m the nuns will have no one to beat

Drug usage will go down because we’ll all grow up but it’s OK cause we’ll live forever. We don’t really want to have sex past the age of 200