jump puddle skipping basketball

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Today I had to jump over a puddle and there was someone walking by and I'm pretty sure to them it looked like I was skipping. This is problematic because I'm really good at skipping.

So, I think to them it just looks like I really love skipping like I do it all the time and I have enough trouble like kind of like defending my masculinity but as soon as somebody sees me skipping, it's an uphill battle. I gotta be like, no, no, no, you don't understand as a kid, my only way to earn respect was to play basketball so I and I told to develop some pretty significant jumps.

Just just picture me with a basketball in my hand. It'll look a lot better.