comparison thief of joy babies flamethrower

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Comparison is the thief of joy unless you're a comedian and comparison is kind of a pretty big thing for us up here. Like here's an example guys.

Babies are like flamethrowers. Anytime I see somebody holding one I'm like I want to hold that thing too.

And then you give it to me and I'm like I shouldn't be holding this.