dating a tattoo artist

So I almost went out with this woman who was a tattoo artist

And by almost I mean, it never happened

Yeah, I’m happy that I didn’t because I think I would’ve taken advantage of that situation and got a ton of free tattoos

And I’m pretty sure that would’ve been because I would’ve been like it’s time for you to penetrate me

She would’ve given me the tattoo and I would’ve been like no that’s not exactly what I meant but I am OK with this

I think if you’re dating a tattoo artist

You should limit the amount of tattoos they give you

Like I think three tops

Maybe before

Because if you guys ever break up and you have any tattoos.

All of them are gonna make you think of your ex.

Every time you smell your armpit, you see your rib cage you’re gonna think about them

Anytime you look at your hand look at your elbow.

Anytime you look in the mirror you’re gonna be like why did I let them give me a face tattoo?

Definitely don’t let them give you a tramp stamp or the bright side is you can’t really see it.

—> if you’re gonna date a tattoo artist, you should tattoo your name on them because that would be funny

—> if you break up with a tattoo artist, the next person should be in tattoo removal (a plastic surgeon)

--> and that would be a fun conversation. date a plastic surgeon and be like "you know how I have like a LOT of tattoos" "yeah I think they're sexy. Kind of goes with your whole vibe" "well my ex was a tattoo artist and he "