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jokeyear1

I have an idea for a pick up line. I'm not sure it'll work

Hey you

I've slept with 99 women

and my 100th woman, she gonna be my last

Will you be my 100th?

See I think she'll sleep with me

You know- take one for the team so no other woman has to deal with me

If you told me that I could sleep with someone and they wouldn't be allowed to sleep with anyone else even after we broke up? I'd do that.

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