dad jokes dad forced business loan

So these are a bunch of dad jokes

I haven't spoken to my dad in two years (do you wanna hear a dad joke?) He forged my signature on $100,000 business loan

Kind of cool I know I can get approved for a business loan

I wish I was in therapy

Because I have all these dreams that I wish I could talk to him about

But I had this dream that I threw quarters at my dad

You know because the business needed the money and I wanted to be a good son

It's right about now you're realizing that these aren't your typical dad jokes

It's not hi I'm making jokes

Hi, I'm making jokes — I am dad

But my hope is that you know — it's sad, but he wrote jokes about it which means he's processing it OK