bathroom guest soap loan approval

I think in order to get approved for a loan, you should show them your guest bathroom

Forget a credit score, bank statement

Just show them the Kiehl's soap you have in your foyer bathroom

And if you have a guest house and a guest bathroom?

You get a better rate

Could you imagine having a second home? How about a second home with a second home?

— My friends' parents had a master bathroom with a jacuzzi

And I hate to say it,

I imagined them having sex inside it

Because I think

Their marriage was going well

If you have a jacuzzi, you have to have sex inside it at least once

Because that's the only way you know it's not worth refilling the whole tub