disney channel netflix and chill

If you're trying to Netflix and chill

Don't watch Sleeping Beauty

Because she might fall asleep

And you don't wanna get any ideas

—- Don't watch Sleeping Beauty unless you want your girlfriend to stay awake the entire time

—- Don't watch Aladdin

Because it's hard to have an erection while you're listening to Robin Williams doing improv

—- Watch Snow White

Because it reinforces positive judgments about short kings

—- Watch Beauty and the Beast

But only if you don't mind her closing her eyes and imagining the beast

—- Don't watch Lion King

Because a woman should never see you cry

—- Don't watch an extremely goofy movie

Because male daddy issues aren't sexy

And don't at all costs

Please don't

Do the Goofy voice